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daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/morning-routine_8x10_93cbe6ea-042b-4be0-996f-e3f8831f72a1.png?v=1776335874 Morning Routine Morning Routine https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nihilistic-penguin 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nihilistic-penguin-mockup-style1.png?v=1780773266 Nihilistic Penguin https://halfseriousprints.com/products/not-laziness 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/not-laziness_8x10_5f1ef2d3-af2c-48d4-9564-76a00b4a314e.png?v=1776335882 Not Laziness Not Laziness https://halfseriousprints.com/products/old-school-nurse-still-charting-v2 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/old-school-nurse-still-charting-v2_8x10_07911fc0-5ae3-40ce-b875-d1603bb809c9.png?v=1776337667 Old School Nurse Still Charting Old School Nurse Still Charting https://halfseriousprints.com/products/overthinking-hamster 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/overthinking-hamster-mockup-style1.png?v=1780722639 Overthinking Hamster https://halfseriousprints.com/products/overthinking-memoir 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/overthinking-memoir_8x10_bca6a86a-ba3b-4c68-a806-e90b9956ea1d.png?v=1776335895 Overthinking Memoir Overthinking Memoir https://halfseriousprints.com/products/peaked-90s 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/peaked-90s_8x10_ae336e30-9397-4304-8aa7-7183482675a5.png?v=1776335900 Peaked 90s Peaked 90s https://halfseriousprints.com/products/personal-comfort 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/personal-comfort_8x10_a537b8e3-3afd-4e72-85bf-bb1f51669469.png?v=1776335906 Personal Comfort Personal Comfort https://halfseriousprints.com/products/plant-trust-issues 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/plant-trust-issues_8x10_271b3c57-4855-4085-b14a-3eba17175fb7.png?v=1776337668 Plant Trust Issues Plant Trust Issues https://halfseriousprints.com/products/85-inches-of-heaven-funny-tv-lovers 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/85-inches-of-heaven-funny-tv-lovers-hero.png?v=1780904304 I have 85 inches of pure heaven at home. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/85-inches-of-pure-heaven-ultimate-tv-fan-white 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/85-inches-of-pure-heaven-ultimate-tv-fan-white-hero.png?v=1780904440 Have 85 inches easy — at home https://halfseriousprints.com/products/activity-tracked-productivity-dropped 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/activity-tracked-productivity-dropped-hero.png?v=1780904472 Activity tracked: 100%. Mouse moved: continuously. Productivity: down 19%. Surveillance: working as designed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/adhd-i-am-doing-five-things 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/adhd-i-am-doing-five-things-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876268 I am doing five things at once. None of them is the thing I sat down to do. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/adulthood-the-rumour-we-keep-starting 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/adulthood-the-rumour-we-keep-starting-hero.png?v=1780904518 Adulthood: the rumour we keep starting about each other. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/adulting-powered-by-hope-reheated-coffee 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/8821852569652-hero.png?v=1780642789 Adulting powered by hope and reheated coffee Adulting powered by hope and reheated coffee — hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/after-hours-captive-notice 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/after-hours-captive-notice-hero.png?v=1780904544 Notice: this office holds you captive after hours. By staying, you confirm your willing participation. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ai-brain-fry-quarterly-review 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ai-brain-fry-quarterly-review-hero.png?v=1780904607 Quarterly Review: AI Brain Fry. Tools used: 7. Tasks completed: 3. Coherent thoughts: pending. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ai-first-tech-left-behind 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ai-first-tech-left-behind-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876963 AI is the first technology I have decided I am simply not going to understand. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ai-girlfriend-saved-marriage 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ai-girlfriend-saved-marriage-hero.png?v=1780904632 AI girlfriend saved my marriage. My wife also has one. Hers is better. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ai-vs-real-intelligence-framed-poster-thought-provoking-art-in-your-choice-of-frame-size 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ai-vs-real-intelligence-framed-poster-thought-provoking-art-in-your-choice-of-frame-size-hero.png?v=1780904662 Artificial Intelligence. Shouldn't we discover real intelligence first? https://halfseriousprints.com/products/air-travel-back-to-normal-awful 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/air-travel-back-to-normal-awful-hero.png?v=1780904692 Air travel is finally back to its normal level of awful. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/airbus-canadian-made 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/airbus-canadian-made-hero.png?v=1780904718 Built in Canada. Sold to Asia. Funded by France. Branded by Toulouse. We are very Canadian, somehow. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/all-my-friends-are-tired 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/all-my-friends-are-tired-hero.png?v=1780904749 All my friends are tired. We thought we'd outgrow it. We were wrong. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/already-work-from-home 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/already-work-from-home-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877070 I already work from home. You can't bring me back. I never left. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/angels-protect-sarcasm-directs-humorous-winged 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/angels-protect-sarcasm-directs-humorous-winged-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877643 Angels protect. Sarcasm directs. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/annoyed-at-people-i-love 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/annoyed-at-people-i-love-hero.png?v=1780909060 Love them. Cannot be in the same kitchen as them. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/another-white-man-with-podcast-mic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/another-white-man-with-podcast-mic-hero.png?v=1780909085 I'm just another white man with a podcast. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/asked-apps-they-sent-results 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/asked-apps-they-sent-results-hero.png?v=1780909118 Asked the apps where I went wrong. They sent results. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/asked-the-baby-where-its-mother-is 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/asked-the-baby-where-its-mother-is-hero.png?v=1780909150 I asked the baby where its mother was. Then remembered I am the mother. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/attached-but-still-annoyed-humorous-linked-heart-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/attached-but-still-annoyed-humorous-linked-heart-lightweight-unisex-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876999 Attached, but still annoyed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/auto-renew-the-real-monthly 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/auto-renew-the-real-monthly-hero.png?v=1780909195 Auto-renew is the real monthly. The rest is decoration. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/baby-items-second-time-around 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/baby-items-second-time-around-hero.png?v=1780909226 First baby: thirty items I had to have. Second baby: a clean towel. Third baby: vibes. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/back-stronger-opinions-than-taste 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/back-stronger-opinions-than-taste-hero.png?v=1780909271 My back has stronger opinions about concerts than my taste does. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/badged-but-invisible 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/badged-but-invisible-hero.png?v=1780914114 Badged in. Left at 3:47. Nobody noticed. Nobody ever does. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/baggy-jeans-decided-by-committee 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/baggy-jeans-decided-by-committee-hero.png?v=1780914141 Are baggy jeans still in. I have stopped asking. Trousers will tell me when they're ready. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bare-minimum-monday 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bare-minimum-monday-hero.png?v=1780646543 Bare Minimum Monday — A Practice. Effective immediately. Renewable weekly. Compulsory in spirit. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/barely-functioning-mom 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/barely-functioning-mom-mockup-style1_c9e368bb-76a4-4dd9-8cef-33bd2b08c256.png?v=1780876139 I'm not a regular mom. I'm a barely functioning ♥ one. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/be-kind-rewind-recycle 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/be-kind-rewind-recycle-hero.png?v=1780914186 Be kind. Rewind. And maybe recycle. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/beast-mode-mildly-annoyed-mode-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/beast-mode-mildly-annoyed-mode-unisex-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876412 Beast Mode? — More like mildly annoyed mode https://halfseriousprints.com/products/beer-me-till-i-care-again-funny-graphic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/beer-me-till-i-care-again-funny-graphic-hero.png?v=1780914218 Beer me till I care again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/before-model 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/before-model-hero.png?v=1780914249 I am a *Before* model. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/being-around-people-on-purpose 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/being-around-people-on-purpose-hero.png?v=1780914276 Being around people on purpose is, I have decided, an advanced skill. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/believe-in-yourself-distressed 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/believe-in-yourself-distressed-hero.png?v=1780914308 Believe in yourself... Even if it feels ridiculous. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/believe-in-yourself-motivational 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/believe-in-yourself-motivational-hero.png?v=1780914321 Believe in yourself. Someone has to. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/best-part-driving-home-after 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/best-part-driving-home-after-hero.png?v=1780914343 The best part of any social event is the drive home. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/blacklight-poster-bedroom-wall 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/blacklight-poster-bedroom-wall-hero.png?v=1780914369 First wall art I owned was a velvet blacklight poster. Things have not improved. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-love-you-but-youre-still-wrong 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-love-you-but-youre-still-wrong-hero.png?v=1780914400 "Love you — but you're still wrong." https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-low-opinion-statement 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-low-opinion-statement-hero.png?v=1780914431 Your background has no impact on my low opinion of you. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-make-america-gag-again 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-make-america-gag-again-hero.png?v=1780914457 Make America gag again https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-political-humor 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-political-humor-hero.png?v=1780914490 Liberal party GPS — always turns far right. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-statement 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-statement-hero.png?v=1780914547 We argue because we care. I care a lot. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/booking-travel-takes-longer 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/booking-travel-takes-longer-hero.png?v=1780914572 Booking the trip took longer than the trip will. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/boreout-not-burnout 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/boreout-not-burnout-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877109 Boreout: like burnout, but the cause is nothing happening. Symptoms identical. Sympathy: less. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/born-again-atheist-bold-statement-art-print-classic-matte-wooden-framed-poster 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/born-again-atheist-bold-statement-art-print-classic-matte-wooden-framed-poster-hero.png?v=1780914617 Born again atheist. I saw the light and there was nothing there. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/born-vintage 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/born-vintage-hero.png?v=1780914644 Born Vintage. Ageing questionably. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/both-generations-operational 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/both-generations-operational-hero.png?v=1780914684 Q2 Status Report: Both generations operational. Self: pending. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bottles-into-the-sea 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bottles-into-the-sea-hero.png?v=1780914715 Throwing bottles into the sea was nicer than dating apps. The currents had standards. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/boundaries-versus-avoiding-you 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/boundaries-versus-avoiding-you-hero.png?v=1780914744 I'm not setting a boundary. I'm avoiding you. They are not the same. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bourbon-dreams-protein-shake-retro-graphic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bourbon-dreams-protein-shake-retro-graphic-hero.png?v=1780914774 Protein shake with bourbon dreams https://halfseriousprints.com/products/break-room-in-the-parking-garage 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/break-room-in-the-parking-garage-hero.png?v=1780914820 The break room is now in the parking garage. We are still calling it a break room. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/brewed-for-the-algorithm-tech-inspired 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/brewed-for-the-algorithm-tech-inspired-hero.png?v=1780914854 Brewed for the algorithm: https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bust-me-like-an-iranian-bunker-edgy-greeting-cards-pack-of-10-us-ca 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bust-me-like-an-iranian-bunker-edgy-greeting-cards-pack-of-10-us-ca-hero.png?v=1780914880 Bust me like an Iranian bunker https://halfseriousprints.com/products/buying-a-house-just-me 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/buying-a-house-just-me-hero.png?v=1780914910 Bought a house. Just me. The mortgage broker handled it like a death notification. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/byzantine-chain-on-budget 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/byzantine-chain-on-budget-hero.png?v=1780914944 Looking for a Byzantine-style gold chain. On a budget. Yes I see how that sounds. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/caffeine-because-screaming-into-a-pillow-isnt-always-appropriate-funny-coffee-lovers 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/caffeine-because-screaming-into-a-pillow-isnt-always-appropriate-funny-coffee-lovers-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877034 Caffeine: because screaming into a pillow isn't always appropriate. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/caffeine-hope-retro-sunrise 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/caffeine-hope-retro-sunrise-hero.png?v=1780914990 I don't rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/calendar-invite-no-agenda 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/calendar-invite-no-agenda-hero.png?v=1780915016 Calendar invite. No agenda. Subject line: catch up. I am not catching anything up. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/can-someone-identify-this-plant 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/can-someone-identify-this-plant-hero.png?v=1780915048 Can someone identify this plant. I have had it for nine years. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/canadian-politeness-olympics 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/canadian-politeness-olympics-hero.png?v=1780915079 Sorry. No, you go. Sorry. No, really. Sorry. (At this rate we'll never get anywhere.) https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cancelled-plans-greater-than-everything 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cancelled-plans-greater-than-everything-hero.png?v=1780915105 Cancelled plans > everything. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cant-believe-im-a-morning-person 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cant-believe-im-a-morning-person-hero.png?v=1780915125 I cannot believe I am a morning person. I was raised right. This is a betrayal. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cant-fix-stupid-but-i-can-sedate-it 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cant-fix-stupid-but-i-can-sedate-it-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876780 Can't fix stupid, but I can sedate it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/capybara-of-indifference 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/capybara-of-indifference-hero.png?v=1780915168 Capybara of Indifference. Patron of those who cannot, will not, and have not been asked to. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/carbon-footprint-i-wear-sandals 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/carbon-footprint-i-wear-sandals-hero.png?v=1780915196 Carbon footprint? I wear Sandals. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/career-cushioning-field-manual 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/career-cushioning-field-manual-hero.png?v=1780915237 Career Cushioning: Field Manual. Section 1: Update the profile quietly. Section 2: Schedule recruiter calls during "dentist appointments." https://halfseriousprints.com/products/career-goals-fewer-meetings-more-snacks 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/career-goals-fewer-meetings-more-snacks-hero.png?v=1780646688 Career Goals: Fewer Meetings, More Snacks. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cat-hair-the-glitter-of-my-life 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cat-hair-the-glitter-of-my-life-hero.png?v=1780915885 Cat hair: the glitter of my life. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/certificate-of-adequate-effort 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/certificate-of-adequate-effort-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876481 Certificate of Adequate Effort. Showered. Left the House. What more do you want. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/certified-in-films-you-now-study 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/certified-in-films-you-now-study-hero.png?v=1780915288 I am certified in films you now study at university. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/certified-parent-not-quitting 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f1e07a41-fda1-4eaf-87e6-f58c34d72935.png?v=1779185750 Certified Parent. Not quitting. Not enthusiastic. Showing up regardless. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cheers-to-tax-deductible-hangovers-funny-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cheers-to-tax-deductible-hangovers-funny-unisex-hero.png?v=1780915325 Cheers to tax-deductible Hangovers. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cheese-on-my-truck 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cheese-on-my-truck-hero.png?v=1780915350 Found cheese on my truck. Did not put cheese on my truck. Will not be the last cheese on my truck. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/childfree-content-loathed 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/childfree-content-loathed-hero.png?v=1780915376 They loathe the content. Not because it's wrong. Because it's working. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/christmas-cheer-on-tap-festive-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/christmas-cheer-on-tap-festive-unisex-hero.png?v=1780915408 Christmas cheer on tap. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/coffee-shop-asked-my-name 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/coffee-shop-asked-my-name-hero.png?v=1780915453 The coffee shop asked my name. I gave them a different one. We are now both committed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/coffee-was-the-personality 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/coffee-was-the-personality-hero.png?v=1780915485 Took away the coffee and discovered I am no one. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/confidence-faked-daily-funny-quote-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/confidence-faked-daily-funny-quote-unisex-hero.png?v=1780915512 Confidence: faked daily. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/conscious-quit-letter 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/conscious-quit-letter-hero.png?v=1780647393 Conscious Quit Letter. Date: when I'm ready. Reason: values misalignment. Notice period: emotional. Final day: already gone. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/conversations-i-rehearsed 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/conversations-i-rehearsed-hero.png?v=1780915543 Won the argument. In the shower. The other person was not invited. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cool-video-to-show-you 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cool-video-to-show-you-hero.png?v=1780915573 Thanks for coming over. Now sit on my couch and watch me show you a video. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/copilot-confidently-wrong 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/copilot-confidently-wrong-hero.png?v=1780915599 Copilot was wrong. Loudly. About something I knew. We promoted it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/core-memory 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/core-memory-hero.png?v=1780915631 Core memory: the moment my child realised I am a person who can also be wrong. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cough-not-yet-developed 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cough-not-yet-developed-hero.png?v=1780915662 Took the day off for a cough I have not yet developed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/craft-beer-craftier-excuses 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/craft-beer-craftier-excuses-hero.png?v=1780915690 Craft beer, craftier excuses. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cultural-references-peaked-2009 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cultural-references-peaked-2009-hero.png?v=1780915724 My cultural references peaked in 2009 and I am at peace with it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/currently-accepting-apologies-from-my-children 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/currently-accepting-apologies-from-my-children-hero.png?v=1780915777 Currently Accepting Apologies from my Children. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/currently-being-lapped-by-a-chatbot 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/currently-being-lapped-by-a-chatbot-hero.png?v=1780915819 Currently being lapped by a chatbot. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cycling-hardest-part-front-door 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cycling-hardest-part-front-door-hero.png?v=1780915854 The hardest part of cycling is the front door. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cycling-to-work-time-loss 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cycling-to-work-time-loss-hero.png?v=1780915898 Cycling to work loses you twenty minutes. And the will to ever drive again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dads-garage-emotional-detox-zone 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dads-garage-emotional-detox-zone-hero.png?v=1780915930 Dad's garage = emotional detox zone. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/daily-questions-thread 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/daily-questions-thread-hero.png?v=1780915956 Daily questions thread. Day 4,237. Same questions. We answer with love. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/darkly-romantic-floral-matte-paper-poster-enduring-comfort-in-your-choice-of-size 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/darkly-romantic-floral-matte-paper-poster-enduring-comfort-in-your-choice-of-size-hero.png?v=1780915988 Nothing says I'm sorry for your loss like a gift that dies before your eyes. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dartboard-on-ceiling-unclear-if-goal 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dartboard-on-ceiling-unclear-if-goal-hero.png?v=1780916001 DARTBOARD ON THE CEILING. UNCLEAR IF GOAL. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dating-profile-currently-in-beta 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dating-profile-currently-in-beta-hero.png?v=1780916031 Updated my dating profile to currently in beta. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/deadline-ostrich-head-in-the-sand-due-tomorrow-funny-mug 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/deadline-ostrich-head-in-the-sand-due-tomorrow-funny-mug-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876592 Deadline Ostrich: Head in the sand. Due tomorrow. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dear-santa-i-can-explain-poorly-funny-christmas 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dear-santa-i-can-explain-poorly-funny-christmas-hero.png?v=1780916062 Dear Santa, I can explain Poorly. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/democrat-gps-always-turns-far-left-funny-political 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/democrat-gps-always-turns-far-left-funny-political-hero.png?v=1780916088 Democrat GPS — always turns far left. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/department-of-rework 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/department-of-rework-hero.png?v=1780916120 Department of Rework. Established by AI. Staffed by humans. Output: more work for everyone. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/did-the-thing-forgot-the-thing 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/did-the-thing-forgot-the-thing-hero.png?v=1780916153 Did the thing. Forgot the thing. Started another thing. The first thing remains. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/didnt-even-apply 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/didnt-even-apply-hero.png?v=1780916180 Got rejected from a job I never applied for. Closure, finally. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dishwasher-runs-without-soap 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dishwasher-runs-without-soap-hero.png?v=1780916215 Ran the dishwasher without soap. Three times. The dishes accept this now. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dna-made-me-do-it-science-inspired-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dna-made-me-do-it-science-inspired-lightweight-unisex-hero.png?v=1780916242 DNA made me do it https://halfseriousprints.com/products/do-it-for-the-plot-twist 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/do-it-for-the-plot-twist-hero.png?v=1780916271 Do it for the plot twist. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dog-growls-at-me 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dog-growls-at-me-hero.png?v=1780916300 Same dog. Same time. Every day. He sees something I do not. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dog-hair-my-favorite-accessory 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dog-hair-my-favorite-accessory-hero.png?v=1780916332 Dog Hair: my favourite accessory https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dog-mom-unpaid-overtime 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dog-mom-unpaid-overtime-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876923 Dog Mom: Unpaid Overtime. Hours: walking, feeding, picking up, scratching, picking up. Compensation: emotional. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/doing-my-best-mostly-humorous-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/doing-my-best-mostly-humorous-unisex-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876558 Doing my best — mostly. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dont-mess-with-a-woman-funny-mom-life-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dont-mess-with-a-woman-funny-mom-life-lightweight-unisex-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876341 Don't mess with a woman who hasn't peed alone since 2018. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dont-you-judge-me-cat 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dont-you-judge-me-cat-hero.png?v=1780916390 Message from your cat: Don't you judge me! I've seen what you do in bed — by yourself. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/downward-avoidance 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/downward-avoidance-hero.png?v=1780916441 Eight-Limbed Path to Calling in Sick. Practice begins on the floor. Practice ends on the floor. The teacher does not return your gaze. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/draw-the-line-tomorrow 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/draw-the-line-tomorrow-hero.png?v=1780916448 It's time to draw the line. I will draw it tomorrow. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/drinks-well-with-deadlines-fun 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/drinks-well-with-deadlines-fun-hero.png?v=1780647696 Drinks well with deadlines. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/earth-first-humans-optional-eco-conscious 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/earth-first-humans-optional-eco-conscious-hero.png?v=1780916508 Earth first. Humans... Optional. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/earth-love-graphic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/earth-love-graphic-hero.png?v=1780916522 I give a sh*t about the planet. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/eco-chic-recycle-my-bad-decisions-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/eco-chic-recycle-my-bad-decisions-unisex-hero.png?v=1780916535 I recycle my bad decisions. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/eco-ish-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/eco-ish-lightweight-unisex-hero.png?v=1780916567 Eco-ish. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/eco-warrior-with-eyeliner-sassy-green-black 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/eco-warrior-with-eyeliner-sassy-green-black-hero.png?v=1780916580 Eco warrior with eyeliner https://halfseriousprints.com/products/educational-video-for-a-2-year-old 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/educational-video-for-a-2-year-old-hero.png?v=1780916612 Looking for educational videos for a 2-year-old. Specifically, ones that finish. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/effort-authenticity-trying-my-best-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/effort-authenticity-trying-my-best-unisex-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877680 Trying my best — emphasis on trying https://halfseriousprints.com/products/email-that-made-my-back-hurt 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/email-that-made-my-back-hurt-hero.png?v=1780916655 Some emails are read with the eyes. Some are read with the lower spine. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/emotional-labor-floral 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/emotional-labor-floral-hero.png?v=1780916690 “This poster does emotional Labor.” https://halfseriousprints.com/products/empowering-flaws-i-call-them-features-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/empowering-flaws-i-call-them-features-unisex-hero.png?v=1780917348 Flaws? I call them features. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/enlightenment-buffering-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/enlightenment-buffering-unisex-hero.png?v=1780916744 Enlightenment: buffering. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/eulogy-i-actually-wrote 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/eulogy-i-actually-wrote-hero.png?v=1780916787 Wrote my own eulogy in the shower. It was the most attention I've paid to my life all year. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/existential-dread-subscription-renewed 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/existential-dread-subscription-renewed-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876885 EXISTENTIAL DREAD. SUBSCRIPTION RENEWED. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/existential-optimism-cartoon-sun 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/existential-optimism-cartoon-sun-hero.png?v=1780916833 Existential optimism. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/faith-family-free-wi-fi-mug-your-perfect 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/faith-family-free-wi-fi-mug-your-perfect-hero.png?v=1780916845 "Faith, Family, and Free Wi-Fi." https://halfseriousprints.com/products/faith-fermented-whimsical 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/faith-fermented-whimsical-hero.png?v=1780916863 Faith fermented. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/faith-on-the-rocks-bold-statement-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/faith-on-the-rocks-bold-statement-unisex-hero.png?v=1780916876 Faith on the rocks. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/family-meetings-should-come-with-mute-buttons 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/family-meetings-should-come-with-mute-buttons-hero.png?v=1780647768 Family meetings should come with mute buttons. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/festive-af 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/festive-af-hero.png?v=1780916889 Festive af. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/festivity-downloaded-successfully-whimsical 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/festivity-downloaded-successfully-whimsical-hero.png?v=1780916921 Festivity: Downloaded successfully. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/finally-watered-the-plant 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/finally-watered-the-plant-hero.png?v=1780647962 Finally watered the plant. Three weeks late. Took a photo for accountability. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/financial-advice-keep-crying-its-free 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/financial-advice-keep-crying-its-free-hero.png?v=1780916935 FINANCIAL ADVICE: KEEP CRYING. IT'S FREE. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/floral-apology-quote-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/floral-apology-quote-unisex-hero.png?v=1780916968 "Our décor apologizes for our behavior." https://halfseriousprints.com/products/founder-visibly-delighted 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/founder-visibly-delighted-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877425 Founder visibly delighted with new productivity initiative. Workforce visibly preparing résumés. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/four-hour-work-week-by-team-of-six 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/four-hour-work-week-by-team-of-six-hero.png?v=1780917009 Worked a four-hour week. Made possible by a team of six. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/four-percent-rule-someone-else 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/four-percent-rule-someone-else-hero.png?v=1780917040 The 4% rule was written for someone you are not. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/freed-from-storage-unit 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/freed-from-storage-unit-hero.png?v=1780917066 Finally freed myself from my storage unit. The objects didn't notice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/friendly-reminder-from-management-not-friendly-not-reminder 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/friendly-reminder-from-management-not-friendly-not-reminder-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877179 FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM MANAGEMENT. NOT FRIENDLY. NOT REMINDER. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/friendship-shift-third-cancel 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/friendship-shift-third-cancel-hero.png?v=1780917112 I knew our friendship had shifted. They cancelled three times and I didn't ask why. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/fun-my-house-may-contain-nuts 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/fun-my-house-may-contain-nuts-hero.png?v=1780917142 My house may contain nuts. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/functional-adult-certification 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/functional-adult-certification-hero.png?v=1780917174 Certified Functional Adult. Did the laundry. Renewed weekly. Issued by no one. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-accountability-coach-quote-framed-poster-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-in-your-choice-of-frame-size-1 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-accountability-coach-quote-framed-poster-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-in-your-choice-of-frame-size-1-hero.png?v=1780649774 I'm an accountability coach. I hold you accountable for being a dipsh*t. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-allergic-to-nuts-warning-poster-bold-statement-art-in-various-sizes 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-allergic-to-nuts-warning-poster-bold-statement-art-in-various-sizes-hero.png?v=1780917199 I'm allergic to nuts so you need to walk away https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-body-piercing-quote 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-body-piercing-quote-hero.png?v=1780917235 Body piercings are great until someone chips a tooth https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-bookworm-tech-lover 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-bookworm-tech-lover-hero.png?v=1780917263 I don't like reading books. I can never swipe to the next page. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-cat-mom-vibe 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-cat-mom-vibe-hero.png?v=1780917289 My vibe? Just trying not to raise a feral adult. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-cheese-personality 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-cheese-personality-hero.png?v=1780917322 Your personality is like cheese — it gives me the sh*ts. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-couples-therapy-contribution-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-couples-therapy-contribution-lightweight-unisex-hero.png?v=1780917361 This shirt is my couples therapy contribution https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-doesnt-exist-idea 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-doesnt-exist-idea-hero.png?v=1780918015 I never said your idea was bad. I wouldn't comment on something that doesn't exist. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-floral-what-the-actual-hell 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-floral-what-the-actual-hell-hero.png?v=1780917410 I whisper "What the actual hell" to myself at least 47 times a day. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-gardening-slogan 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-gardening-slogan-hero.png?v=1780917442 I got hoes — garden hoes https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-gym-barbell-squats-shots-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-gym-barbell-squats-shots-unisex-hero.png?v=1780917466 Squats? Thought you said shots. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-mom-life-mug-i-cant-my-kids-have-practice-again-a-must-have-for-busy-parents 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-mom-life-mug-i-cant-my-kids-have-practice-again-a-must-have-for-busy-parents-hero.png?v=1780917497 I can't. My kids have practice. Again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-mom-life-mug-yes-theyre-mine-no-i-dont-want-to-talk-about-it-ceramic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-mom-life-mug-yes-theyre-mine-no-i-dont-want-to-talk-about-it-ceramic-hero.png?v=1780917528 Yes, they're mine. No, I don't want to talk about it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-mom-life-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-mom-life-unisex-hero.png?v=1780917554 My kids think I'm mean. I call it effective. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-motherhood-quote-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-motherhood-quote-lightweight-unisex-hero.png?v=1780917586 Motherhood: One long sigh with occasional snacks. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-my-ambition-has-trust-issues 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-my-ambition-has-trust-issues-hero.png?v=1780917626 My ambition has trust issues. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-my-gpa-and-i-are-no-longer-speaking-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-my-gpa-and-i-are-no-longer-speaking-unisex-hero.png?v=1780918281 My GPA and I are no longer speaking. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-parenting-coffee-mug-this-coffee-is-the-only-thing-keeping-me-from-gentle-parenting 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-parenting-coffee-mug-this-coffee-is-the-only-thing-keeping-me-from-gentle-parenting-hero.png?v=1780917661 This Coffee is the only thing keeping me from Gentle Parenting. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-pregnancy-humor 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-pregnancy-humor-hero.png?v=1780917689 Just because you didn't get her pregnant doesn't mean I did! https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-professional-development-mug-this-shirt-is-my-professional-development-in-your-choice-of-ceramic-colors 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-professional-development-mug-this-shirt-is-my-professional-development-in-your-choice-of-ceramic-colors-hero.png?v=1780917718 This shirt is my professional development https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-relationship-goals-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-relationship-goals-unisex-hero.png?v=1780917731 A toast to love, commitment, and pretending to agree on the thermostat. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-tin-foil-hat-snarky-statement 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-tin-foil-hat-snarky-statement-hero.png?v=1780917764 Sorry, I can't hear you with all the rustling from your tin foil hat. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-wedding-wish-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-wedding-wish-lightweight-unisex-hero.png?v=1780917795 May your marriage outlast the group chat that planned it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/gangster-noir-special-skills 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/gangster-noir-special-skills-hero.png?v=1780917824 I have a special set of skills. None of them involve giving a sh*t about you. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/general-manager-of-nothing 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/general-manager-of-nothing-hero.png?v=1780649306 General Manager. Specifically, of nothing. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genetics-inherited-warranty-void 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genetics-inherited-warranty-void-hero.png?v=1780917853 GENETICS: INHERITED. WARRANTY: VOID. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genx-cell-phones-leash 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genx-cell-phones-leash-hero.png?v=1780917883 Want 1995 back. Specifically the part where my boss could not reach me at 9:42 on a Sunday. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genx-dad-burn-genz-son 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genx-dad-burn-genz-son-hero.png?v=1780917910 Landed a genuine joke on my teenage son. He laughed. Now we may never recover. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genx-wfh-leash 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genx-wfh-leash-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876626 They said work from anywhere. They meant work from everywhere. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genz-undo-history 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genz-undo-history-hero.png?v=1780917954 If we could undo one thing in Gen Z's history. They would undo us asking. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genz-when-first-phone 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genz-when-first-phone-hero.png?v=1780917985 First phone at five. First panic attack at six. The pipeline was efficient. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ghost-vacation-notice 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ghost-vacation-notice-hero.png?v=1780649367 Ghost Vacation Notice: out of office, possibly. Reachable: not. Returning: yes, eventually. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/girlfriend-starts-smoking 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/girlfriend-starts-smoking-hero.png?v=1780918029 If your girlfriend starts smoking, ask why. The answer is probably you. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/goldfish-effect-notice 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/goldfish-effect-notice-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876706 Goldfish Effect: workload expands to fill every tool you adopt. Symptoms include enthusiasm followed by silence. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/good-vibes-bad-wi-fi-retro-quote-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/good-vibes-bad-wi-fi-retro-quote-unisex-hero.png?v=1780918077 "Good vibes, bad wi-fi." https://halfseriousprints.com/products/google-deepmind-unionize 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/google-deepmind-unionize-hero.png?v=1780918106 First we built the future. Now we are organising against it. The future has good HR. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/got-into-running 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/got-into-running-hero.png?v=1780918133 I got into running. Same way you get into debt. Slowly, then all at once. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/grandparents-deserving 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/grandparents-deserving-hero.png?v=1780918164 She asked if I thought her parents deserved to be grandparents. I asked for the bill. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/group-chat-quietly-died 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/group-chat-quietly-died-hero.png?v=1780918192 The group chat died on a Wednesday. No one noticed. Including me. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/grumpy-cat-mug-hope-you-like-what-i-left-in-your-shoe 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/grumpy-cat-mug-hope-you-like-what-i-left-in-your-shoe-hero.png?v=1780918219 Hope you like what I left in your shoe https://halfseriousprints.com/products/gym-after-fat-kid 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/gym-after-fat-kid-hero.png?v=1780918237 Took the gym seriously. Got the body. Still flinch at vending machines. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/gym-motivation-one-rep-closer-to-sanity 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/gym-motivation-one-rep-closer-to-sanity-hero.png?v=1780918267 One rep closer to sanity. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hair-migrates-downward 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hair-migrates-downward-hero.png?v=1780918307 Men don't lose their hair - it just migrates downward https://halfseriousprints.com/products/half-flexing-half-existential-crisis-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/half-flexing-half-existential-crisis-unisex-hero.png?v=1780918338 Half flexing, half existential crisis. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/half-holy-half-human-bold-statement 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/half-holy-half-human-bold-statement-hero.png?v=1780918351 Half holy, half human. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/half-loving-it-half-losing-it-fun-statement 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/half-loving-it-half-losing-it-fun-statement-hero.png?v=1780918369 Half Loving it. Half Losing it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/half-retro-half-algorithm-bold-70s-inspired-tech-graphic-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/half-retro-half-algorithm-bold-70s-inspired-tech-graphic-unisex-hero.png?v=1780918383 Half retro, half Algorithm. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hangover-now-takes-three-days 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hangover-now-takes-three-days-hero.png?v=1780918396 Hangover used to be a morning. Now it's a long weekend. The body keeps a calendar. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/have-you-logged-ticket-laptop 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/have-you-logged-ticket-laptop-hero.png?v=1780918427 Have You Logged A Ticket? https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hobby-love-and-frugality 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hobby-love-and-frugality-hero.png?v=1780918459 Hobby budget: $0. Hobby spent: $612. The intersection of love and frugality is mostly love. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hockey-fan-always-up-for-a-good-puck-pack-of-10-dynamic-sports-greeting-cards-us-ca 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hockey-fan-always-up-for-a-good-puck-pack-of-10-dynamic-sports-greeting-cards-us-ca-hero.png?v=1780918486 Hockey fan — always up for a good puck https://halfseriousprints.com/products/holding-the-baby-self-checkout 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/holding-the-baby-self-checkout-hero.png?v=1780918516 Held the baby. Used the self-checkout. Stole something. Did not notice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/holiday-spirit-mostly-sugar 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/holiday-spirit-mostly-sugar-hero.png?v=1780918547 Holiday Spirit? Mostly Sugar. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/holy-enough-petty-enough 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/holy-enough-petty-enough-hero.png?v=1780918560 Holy enough to care, petty enough to notice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/home-depot-peace-lily 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/home-depot-peace-lily-hero.png?v=1780918592 $8 peace lily from Home Depot. Five years in. Has outlived two relationships. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/home-sweet-occasionally-clean-home-humorous 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/home-sweet-occasionally-clean-home-humorous-hero.png?v=1780918617 Home' Sweet Occasionally Clean Home. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hope-and-change-2008 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_603f3e45-bad5-454b-bfe9-3125f0ffc22b.png?v=1779185912 Remember 2008. When we still believed it could be fixed. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/household-savings-actually-spending 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/household-savings-actually-spending-hero.png?v=1780990038 Household Savings Account: Subscriptions, branded as discipline. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/how-it-works-thats-the-problem-white 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/how-it-works-thats-the-problem-white-hero.png?v=1780990072 This is how it works. That's the problem. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hows-everyone-going-yeah-same 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hows-everyone-going-yeah-same-hero.png?v=1780990097 How's everyone going. Yeah, same. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-amazing-view-of-your-tonsils 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-amazing-view-of-your-tonsils-hero.png?v=1780990726 Considering where your head is, you must have an amazing view of your tonsils. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-book-an-appointment-greeting-card-pack-make-them-laugh-for-any-occasion-eu-row 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-book-an-appointment-greeting-card-pack-make-them-laugh-for-any-occasion-eu-row-hero.png?v=1780990141 Book an appointment for me to give a sh*t. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-bossed-around-greeting-cards-pack-of-10-for-any-occasion-eu-row 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-bossed-around-greeting-cards-pack-of-10-for-any-occasion-eu-row-hero.png?v=1780990177 If I wanted to be bossed around I would have stayed married https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-conversations-greeting-card-pack-10-cards-for-any-occasion-eu-row 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-conversations-greeting-card-pack-10-cards-for-any-occasion-eu-row-hero.png?v=1780990203 Conversations with you should have a safe word https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-disposable-income 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-disposable-income-hero.png?v=1780990235 Do you have children? No, I have disposable income. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-doctors-office-quote-art-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-doctors-office-quote-art-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-hero.png?v=1780990270 One day my doctor will surprise me and warm his instruments. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-genetics-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_cccaf4de-8b34-4adb-89d9-e66a430bce32.png?v=1779185917 Relatives — proof that genes have humour Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-i-love-meetings 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-i-love-meetings-mockup-style1_a415f56d-d679-4efa-a2e3-72b52b8e89f3.png?v=1780876220 I love meetings that could've been emails. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-id-agree-with-you-slogan 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-id-agree-with-you-slogan-hero.png?v=1780990329 I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-ikea-pack-quote-framed-poster-classic-matte-paper-for-a-playful-touch 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-ikea-pack-quote-framed-poster-classic-matte-paper-for-a-playful-touch-hero.png?v=1780990362 Always missing a part https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-intelligent-life-greeting-card-pack-10-cards-witty-design-premium-eco-friendly-paper 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-intelligent-life-greeting-card-pack-10-cards-witty-design-premium-eco-friendly-paper-hero.png?v=1780990375 Intelligent life. Let me know when you find it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-knuckle-dragging-classic-matte-paper-poster-available-in-multiple-sizes 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-knuckle-dragging-classic-matte-paper-poster-available-in-multiple-sizes-hero.png?v=1780990407 Any scrapes from all that knuckle dragging? https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-older-than-your-attention-span 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-older-than-your-attention-span-hero.png?v=1780990432 This design's older than your attention span https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-praying-for-patience 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-praying-for-patience-hero.png?v=1780990464 Praying for patience I won't use. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-problems-get-renamed 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-problems-get-renamed-hero.png?v=1780990500 Problems don't get fixed. They get renamed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-seagull-manager-art-print-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-seagull-manager-art-print-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-hero.png?v=1780646305 Seagull manager flies in, sh*ts on everything then leaves hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-this-quote-is-working-harder-than-i-am 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_bf7cb71a-7376-4b21-883f-f5eed16ed643.png?v=1779185929 This quote is working harder than I am. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-wi-fi-connection 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-wi-fi-connection-hero.png?v=1780990561 Our wi-fi connects better than we do. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hydrate-for-regret-funky-typography-mug 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hydrate-for-regret-funky-typography-mug-hero.png?v=1780990591 Hydrate or Regret. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-am-bad-at-pretending 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-am-bad-at-pretending-hero.png?v=1780990604 I am bad at pretending. I am pretending I am not. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-am-every-woman-pissed-off 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-am-every-woman-pissed-off-hero.png?v=1780990637 I am every woman — pissed off. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-am-the-photo-album 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-am-the-photo-album-hero.png?v=1780990662 I am the photo album. Nine thousand pictures. None of them shared. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-bought-a-book-for-the-aesthetic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-bought-a-book-for-the-aesthetic-hero.png?v=1780990695 Bought a book for the aesthetic. The aesthetic is unread. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-buy-the-snacks-with-the-good-fonts 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-buy-the-snacks-with-the-good-fonts-hero.png?v=1780990740 I buy the snacks with the good fonts. They taste the same. The fonts know. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-came-i-saw-i-left-early-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-came-i-saw-i-left-early-lightweight-unisex-hero.png?v=1780990772 I came, I saw, I left early. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-aspirations-and-shoes 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ba2a6fd3-757b-4624-a126-20f082f6d854.png?v=1779185940 I have aspirations. The shoes for them are still in the box. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-eight-tabs-open 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-eight-tabs-open-hero.png?v=1780990830 Eight tabs open. Three are duplicates. One I cannot identify. Two I am afraid to close. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-finished-the-internet 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-finished-the-internet-hero.png?v=1780990873 I have finished the internet. There is nothing left. I am still scrolling. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-special-needs-anti-idiot-slogan 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-special-needs-anti-idiot-slogan-hero.png?v=1780990899 I have special needs. I need you to not be an idiot. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-strong-opinions-about-bins 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-strong-opinions-about-bins-hero.png?v=1780990933 I have strong opinions about bins. This is the bin night era of my life. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-the-energy-but-not-the-will 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-the-energy-but-not-the-will-hero.png?v=1780990968 I have the energy. I do not have the will. These are different. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-like-my-space-cosmic-gradient 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_51194a69-2a03-4237-8f5e-db6d2e3ff9ad.png?v=1779185957 I like my space. You're in it. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-like-to-watch-retro-tv 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-like-to-watch-retro-tv-hero.png?v=1780991013 I Like to Watch https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-make-chaos-look-productive-bold-office-inspired 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2a2c9b7d-64cf-456e-8c9b-b8987bcbd285.png?v=1779185957 I make chaos look productive. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-offend-people-before-breakfast-humorous-graphic-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-offend-people-before-breakfast-humorous-graphic-unisex-hero.png?v=1780991071 I offend people before breakfast. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-was-the-emergency-contact 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-was-the-emergency-contact-hero.png?v=1780991108 I was the emergency contact. The emergency was emotional. They got me anyway. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-watered-the-fake-plant 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-watered-the-fake-plant-hero.png?v=1780991132 Watered the fake plant. It is doing well. So are we. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/if-you-get-a-pip-leave 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/if-you-get-a-pip-leave-hero.png?v=1780991166 A Performance Improvement Plan is a calendar. Not a plan. The calendar is for them. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/im-99-percent-tired-1-percent-done 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/im-99-percent-tired-1-percent-done-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877215 I'm 99% tired and 1% done. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/intelligent-life-not-aspirational-skull-variant 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/intelligent-life-not-aspirational-skull-variant-hero.png?v=1780991213 Intelligent Life Shouldn't Be Aspirational https://halfseriousprints.com/products/internship-how-many-of-you 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/internship-how-many-of-you-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876303 Eight hundred applications. Three interviews. One unpaid internship. They are calling it competitive. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/introvert-thing-or-mental 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/introvert-thing-or-mental-hero.png?v=1780991259 Is this an introvert thing or a mental health thing. (Both. The answer is always both.) https://halfseriousprints.com/products/intrusive-thoughts-currently-unrented 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/intrusive-thoughts-currently-unrented-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876661 INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. CURRENTLY UNRENTED. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/invisible-to-arrogant 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/invisible-to-arrogant-hero.png?v=1780991304 Spoke once. Got called arrogant. Will continue. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ipa-instant-personality-adjustment-funny-beer-graphic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ipa-instant-personality-adjustment-funny-beer-graphic-hero.png?v=1780991336 IPA: Instant Personality Adjustment https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ipa-over-pto-any-day-craft-beer-lovers 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_a2328abc-4f2a-4d61-b8bc-ea48e465ba79.png?v=1779185968 IPA over PTO any day. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/it-support-school-district 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/it-support-school-district-hero.png?v=1780649557 I called the school district IT desk. They told me to email the school district IT desk. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/its-a-teachable-moment-again 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/its-a-teachable-moment-again-hero.png?v=1780991400 It's a teachable moment. Again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/jfbi-just-f-cking-build-it-dynamic-framed-poster-ignite-your-drive 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/jfbi-just-f-cking-build-it-dynamic-framed-poster-ignite-your-drive-hero.png?v=1780991431 JFBI -just f*cking build it! https://halfseriousprints.com/products/jfdi-just-fucking-do-it-bold 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/jfdi-just-fucking-do-it-bold-hero.png?v=1780991457 JFDI — just f*cking do it! https://halfseriousprints.com/products/job-description-must-be-able-to 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/job-description-must-be-able-to-hero.png?v=1780991493 Job description, abridged: must be able to predict the future, perform miracles, and tolerate the founders. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/journalled-once-felt-worse 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/journalled-once-felt-worse-hero.png?v=1780991524 Journalled once. Felt worse. Stopped immediately. Highly recommend. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/just-reject-me 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/just-reject-me-hero.png?v=1781009974 I'm not asking you to hire me. I'm asking you to reject me before bedtime. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/keyboard-typing-the-same-emails 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/keyboard-typing-the-same-emails-hero.png?v=1780991582 Tactile linears with tape mod. PBT cherry profile. Custom artisan. Typing the same emails everyone else types. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/kindness-counts-as-core-work-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/kindness-counts-as-core-work-unisex-hero.png?v=1780991613 Kindness counts as core work. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/laid-off-mostly-relieved 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_30347edc-3ad5-47bf-922c-231dbb2be97d.png?v=1779185979 Got laid off. Mostly relieved. Asking around to see if that's allowed. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/landlords-art-class 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_cfc1bcdd-2dfc-49a5-ad5e-ad46e596829a.png?v=1779185980 My landlord painted the bedroom with a roller. Over the trim. Over the outlet. Over the spider. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/laptops-millennial-cringe 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/laptops-millennial-cringe-hero.png?v=1781010033 My laptop is now millennial cringe. I am writing this on it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/lawn-doing-its-best 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_af9e0f90-f716-46ee-a6bc-39f96ca409e7.png?v=1779185979 The lawn is doing its best. The lawn is failing. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/learning-piano-this-time 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_dda4775d-4fdf-4cae-aaaf-8607239c6989.png?v=1779185980 Learning piano. This time for real. Same as the last four times. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/left-wing-mob-birds-silhouettes 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c7953b5a-e7e7-4b26-8c19-671b1d40c282.png?v=1779185980 Left wing mob Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/lifestyle-choice 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/lifestyle-choice-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876742 Not laziness. Lifestyle choice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/literally-reading-my-personality 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_54742856-42ee-46da-b890-3f480faf4a9e.png?v=1779185986 You're literally reading my personality. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/little-prick-syringe-not-first-time 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_aeec253e-63d5-4b28-ad47-01bf3eb06fc2.png?v=1779185986 Not the first time I've had a little prick shoot inside me Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/living-room-or-home-office 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_479abf1b-161d-4303-af7a-c08960bd060b.png?v=1779185986 Make the living room a home office. We weren't using it for living. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/logging-off-now-privilege 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ac48f842-9f30-4511-a2b7-8a47023646bf.png?v=1779185986 Logging off used to be a verb. It is now a privilege. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/loser-at-twenty-the-club 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/loser-at-twenty-the-club-hero.png?v=1780647870 Felt like a loser at twenty. Look me up at thirty. We have meetings. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/love-being-a-dad-and-also 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_76a9a350-e98e-4c3e-ab63-566427612a65.png?v=1779185991 I love being a dad. Also: when did I last finish a sentence. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/love-in-every-season-receipt-floral-heart 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7dffb950-221e-482b-9bb3-792dc3e7e088.png?v=1779185991 Love in every Season (and every Receipt.) Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/lovely-uk-translation-guide 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c3bc5bab-ea9c-4181-9770-ff3aa5d65238.png?v=1779185991 Lovely. (Translation: anywhere from 'I love you' to 'I will never speak to you again.') Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/low-social-energy-funny-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_d39b4fa8-d940-44b6-bbf8-fb4c4d2735f8.png?v=1779185991 Do I look like I have social energy? Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/main-character-background-vibes-funky-illustration 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_fdf48fb0-7066-412d-93fe-7c3ade85a7ed.png?v=1779185992 Main character, background vibes. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/main-character-energy-villain-budget-comic-style 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_68ae63ba-d00a-417c-ab38-f860638339fb.png?v=1779185991 Main character energy. Villain budget. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/manager-on-pto-restructure 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/manager-on-pto-restructure-hero.png?v=1780646076 Out of office. Back Monday. The org chart will not be the same. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/manchild-quarterly-review 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_b62734f0-fc99-4c4d-8b6e-91df3a220193.png?v=1779186009 Subject: Manchild. Status: Underperforming. Recommendation: Continue. He cannot be helped. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/manifests-irony 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0c7e2bfb-749a-4222-a910-aa12d570e7ed.png?v=1779186008 "This print manifests irony" Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/manufactured-nostalgia 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0c01e9cf-bc71-4790-b6f2-c40c58e1fba7.png?v=1779186009 Manufactured Nostalgia— Limited edition. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/matcha-bank-cleanse 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_77709fe1-f221-424a-9d6d-a7c4c4b14e97.png?v=1779186009 Bought ceremonial-grade matcha. Bank account: also on cleanse. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/may-day-baskets-quietly-stopped 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0f51ab6d-61df-4230-8fe3-0e242422515b.png?v=1779186009 We just quietly stopped doing May Day baskets. No vote. No announcement. We just stopped. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/melbourne-landlord-standard 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_093c472d-cfe8-49c3-ae8c-0bb8abd7c4fe.png?v=1779186015 Melbourne rental: nine hundred a week, mould as a feature, the kitchen counts as a hallway. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/meme-aging-poorly 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_64bcc12c-875a-41fa-aabd-9ac180958107.png?v=1779186015 "Meme about to age poorly." Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mentally-at-home 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_6b8fc402-76cb-4f18-bade-707a21759aae.png?v=1779186015 Mentally at home, physically at this event. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mentally-buffering 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_b5aece9b-2bad-4a9c-9bf5-6c9ff907ecd0.png?v=1779186014 Mentally Still buffering. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/micro-retirement-eighteen-months 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_8bc785db-5f55-47be-96f3-ef2adf867113.png?v=1779186015 Eighteen months off. Reason: yes. The body remembers what stopping feels like. The calendar, eventually, will too. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/middle-age-on-time-we-were-late 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_89288bba-1c0a-4967-b3c3-8d34cbf686a1.png?v=1779186014 Middle age came on time. We were running late. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/middle-manager-hard-pass 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/middle-manager-hard-pass-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877249 Position: Middle Manager. Status: Hard Pass. Reason: I have seen the meetings. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimal-impact-maximal-personality 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_18453159-5c89-4c80-8864-1f13db38d78a.png?v=1779186020 “minimal impact, maximal personality.” Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimal-waste-maximum-drama-eco-chic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_12a0e072-59e6-401d-a035-7669bd3e5ef7.png?v=1779186020 "Minimal Waste, Maximum Drama." Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimalist-abstract-art-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ece51d78-d0c0-41d4-9231-2fc9042b9028.png?v=1779186020 Together we make one functional adult. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimalist-not-innocent-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_a2761fa8-65d6-4769-9fae-99ba3190f55a.png?v=1779186020 “Minimalist, not innocent.” Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimalist-social-battery-graphic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e3cb4128-64e2-4098-b8dd-f83346a504ba.png?v=1779186020 Social battery: 3%. Please stand by. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mom-brain-rainbow-lightweight 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e33f6877-243c-4ca4-897f-8935de77d1f0.png?v=1779186026 Mom Brain. Like Google, but slower and more emotional. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mortgage-is-just-rent-with-extra 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/mortgage-is-just-rent-with-extra-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877283 Mortgage is just rent. Plus a thirty-year contract. Plus the maintenance. Plus the regret. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/motherhood-10-hugs-90-logistics-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_3e5ae401-1675-4b23-baa3-72538915be73.png?v=1779186026 Motherhood: 10% hugs, 90% Logistics. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/motherhood-the-unpaid-internship-funny-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_996a09fa-590f-4c7b-a93a-561349e14f77.png?v=1779186026 Motherhood: the unpaid internship I never applied for. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/motivational-volume 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/motivational-volume-hero.png?v=1780649891 It's not yelling if it's motivational volume. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/moved-out-when 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2d943d9f-02b3-427f-b0e9-6235bccdb59e.png?v=1779186026 Moved out at 22. Moved back at 35. Different reasons. Same room. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/multitasking-stressing-procrastinating 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4971b4ef-1a01-45de-b83a-d0b8e583b3fe.png?v=1779186032 I'm multitasking: stressing and procrastinating. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mum-said-no-case-closed 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2d038f0d-11de-4c46-8e12-d78bfdd0995c.png?v=1779186032 Mum said no. Case closed. Appeal denied. Ruling: final and beyond mortal challenge. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-first-ai-told-me-to-ask-my-mom 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_b89d6c1d-e421-4362-b69c-63f9b08f07f9.png?v=1779186031 My first AI told me to ask my mom. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-last-nerve-just-filed-for-bankruptcy-humorous 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2445ca5a-76d6-490c-9aeb-02941f648d52.png?v=1779186032 My last nerve just filed for bankruptcy. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-major-stress-funny-college-student-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_9adf75ee-3cc5-4081-bc6f-7277d82e2c78.png?v=1779186032 My major? Stress. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-parenting-aesthetic-mild-panic-with-humor 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-parenting-aesthetic-mild-panic-with-humor-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876520 This is my parenting aesthetic: mild panic with a side of humor. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-patience-level-is-buffering-funny-mom-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_d1b87b9c-fb82-4395-90bb-fe567f07016c.png?v=1779186038 My patience level is currently buffering.. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-patience-ran-off-floral-frame-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7eb7c56e-4b85-442b-a845-89a30208bef5.png?v=1779186037 My Patience ran off without leaving a note. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-plant-is-shy 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f65706e3-4f6e-4ec7-894a-cc18b5724eec.png?v=1779186038 I have decided my plant is shy. The alternative is that I'm a bad caretaker. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-pre-workout-is-fear-gym-lover 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ab2dbcdb-1bf3-414d-8473-2eddf3b065b0.png?v=1779186038 My pre-workout is fear. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-stethoscope-hears-drama-too-funny-doctor-nurse-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ac1c3f5e-755a-4a07-a307-1443ed7f6050.png?v=1779186039 My Stethoscope Hears Drama Too. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nan-thinks-i-wont-work-twice 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0ea087a6-00ee-4685-abc0-4786375cb74c.png?v=1779186038 Nan thinks I'll never work again. She's been right twice. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nature-called-sent-to-voicemail-eco-chic-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4dd663d2-e6c3-428a-94e4-2041ad7a04a2.png?v=1779186043 Nature called – I sent it to voicemail. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/naughty-or-nice-christmas-humor-mug-dear-santa-define-good-choose-your-ceramic-color 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e10a27d6-ea58-4d99-b5b1-9e98cdecff96.png?v=1779186044 Dear Santa, — define — “GOOD.” Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/naughty-with-administrative-privileges 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7cd5405a-16f8-403e-8c6e-1d8c95955fbc.png?v=1779186044 Naughty with Administrative Privileges. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/needed-help-buying-a-hat 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_5bfedc0e-579c-40eb-8f87-50ebd2611c95.png?v=1779186044 I asked the internet for help buying a hat. Three weeks later: still no hat. Many opinions. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/networking-without-friends-none 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_35caacd0-9734-4e82-b599-41d52dbd859d.png?v=1779186044 Networking advice for people without friends: there is none. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/never-ending-story-out-of-print 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_170faebf-6029-4878-926b-9e1b451d0b48.png?v=1779186054 Found a beautiful old book called The Never Ending Story. Out of print since 1987. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/new-year-same-sh-t-cuter-font-funny-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c0617b8a-471b-4dcb-a838-fd92e62cf3b5.png?v=1779186059 New year, same sh★t-cuter font. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nihilistic-penguin-truth 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_abe679b3-0208-4bc6-b902-aea67b545bea.png?v=1779186060 The penguin sees you trying. The penguin is unimpressed. The penguin remembers nothing. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nimby-should-resolve-itself-humorous-classic-matte-paper-poster-available-in-multiple-sizes 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_67174359-8ebc-4d81-876f-6882329b186c.png?v=1779186060 NIMBY. Should resolve itself in a few years. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/no-longer-seeking-fine-thanks 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e5d0d335-bc57-487d-88bc-baba1015fcea.png?v=1779186060 I am no longer seeking love. I am seeking a kettle that boils faster. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/no-more-kings-but-queens-can-slay-boots-mama 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_5690acab-2439-4ce8-ae5e-b982f402a389.png?v=1779186060 No more kings. But queens can slay the house down, boots mama. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/no-pain-no-champagne-empowering 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_a05e5441-6a53-4dde-9475-780489e91c16.png?v=1779186059 No pain, no champagne. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/no-success-with-dating 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_eea02bdf-513e-4fe9-ace1-a1655165e021.png?v=1779186066 Asked the internet if anyone else was having no success with dating. Replies came in for a year. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nostalgia-hits-harder-than-reality-retro-script 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_5bfe3bd3-a654-443a-8698-ba9c1b7f821e.png?v=1779186065 Nostalgia hits Harder than Reality Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nostalgia-with-side-effects-retro-floral 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_cfd4bbe0-595e-45c3-94f9-a7182943f2d7.png?v=1779186065 Nostalgia with side effects. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/not-shy-just-done 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_6c6a9739-3fa5-42e3-a321-c8a461e842ca.png?v=1779186065 I'm not shy, I'm just done. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/not-today-algorithm-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_53786b92-b034-4d5f-9634-1238e8671222.png?v=1779186066 Not today, algorithm. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nothing-happened-today 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_494645ce-d970-4f3c-9436-63650f06829b.png?v=1779186066 Nothing happened today. The record reflects this. The record is exhausted. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nothing-is-personal-motivational-quote 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_a6a26dd7-1ebd-473f-9cd0-981a69e4a617.png?v=1779186071 Nothing is personal except the consequences Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nurse-not-a-magician 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_3ff42cf4-1bd7-4f13-9467-12780fcc18ea.png?v=1779186071 I'm a nurse, not a magician. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nursing-because-punching-people-is-frowned-upon-humorous-comic-style 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_50bd4c2f-6c3c-47ae-b969-2d7bd57646ad.png?v=1779186071 Nursing because punching people is frowned upon. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/old-internet-still-dying 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_a5690c8e-77c2-404b-ba60-a5d2124601e8.png?v=1779186071 The old internet is still dying. It's been dying since 2007. It will be dying when I am dead. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/one-friend-podcast 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4e40cebf-2917-4e98-81a4-8dba76600ef1.png?v=1779186072 I have one friend. They're a podcast. The friendship is parasocial but functional. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/one-knuckle-or-two-retro-medic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_fca27f8b-738e-49e5-8bb7-9aa869253ab4.png?v=1779186071 One knuckle or two? Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/one-weird-trick-for-everything 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_98b46034-9c08-4613-8a1b-154dde7462b1.png?v=1779186077 I have one weird trick for inflation, layoffs, and climate change. The trick is I do not know what I am talking about. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/opening-paragraph-solid-paragraph-four-concerning 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_80e6c20c-96de-487e-8731-07236b13f26c.png?v=1779186077 OPENING PARAGRAPH SOLID. PARAGRAPH FOUR? CONCERNING. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/opening-remarks-by-extroverts-again 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ba4be6a7-a00e-4147-adb6-7ed3835dc7bd.png?v=1779186077 OPENING REMARKS BY EXTROVERTS. AGAIN. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/our-love-language-is-roasting-playful-ceramic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e3b00ddb-5b22-4850-bef0-644445f54350.png?v=1779186077 Our love language is roasting. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/overthinking-a-memoir-still-on-the-title-funny-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/overthinking-a-memoir-still-on-the-title-funny-unisex-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876815 Overthinking: A Memoir. Still on the title. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/paradise-medication-strong-enough 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_aaf7c9e7-c5fd-43f7-849e-959615889c70.png?v=1779186077 I can't take you to paradise, I can't get medication strong enough. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/parent-retired-referee-current 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_5bce7e83-8420-4d34-9416-fae8550e2fb2.png?v=1779186083 PARENT (RETIRED). REFEREE (CURRENT). Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/parenthood-the-art-of-repeating-yourself-funny-quote 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_cb1afec1-61b3-41b8-b287-da92e1d5765f.png?v=1779186083 Parenthood: the art of repeating yourself until you lose the will to live. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/parenting-on-pints-and-prayers 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e6a413bc-c2b8-4de5-973d-739f9b258671.png?v=1779186083 Parenting on pints and prayers. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/parents-arrived-with-snacks 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c7256de1-8732-4e9e-a83a-4e7b7ee33c0b.png?v=1779186083 Parents arrived with snacks. Their snacks. From their fridge. In our kitchen. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/peace-love-low-resolution-memories 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ff107cec-91e3-4110-8b19-de073f73e4e2.png?v=1779186083 Peace, love, and low-resolution memories. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/permanent-wfh 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/permanent-wfh-hero.png?v=1780646132 Permanent work from home. We closed the office. We are still in meetings. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/personality-impossible-you-dont-have-one 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ebeb8e3f-5a33-4af6-95b2-f8c40bbe8cee.png?v=1779186089 People tell you they don't like your personality. That's impossible. You don't have one. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/personality-trait-coping-mechanism 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_9115095b-7d73-478a-a908-87fb19b6af6f.png?v=1779186089 Used to call it a personality trait. Now I call it the deposit on my therapy. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/perth-to-melbourne-reasons 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_3dc7e6a6-4aa7-49c8-89c9-387572822f5b.png?v=1779186090 Reasons not to move to Melbourne from Perth: weather, rent, the smug. Reasons to: same. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/petty-nostalgia-movie-reels 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_1b7d9c9d-8d3e-425e-b73c-8ee68baebd35.png?v=1779186089 Petty nostalgia: I miss when movies arrived to the cinema by truck. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/plans-tonight-absolutely-not-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_8dd82a5b-f20c-469b-9e31-05d77c3157f6.png?v=1779186089 Plans tonight? Absolutely not. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/plot-twist-i-cared-once-sarcastic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/plot-twist-i-cared-once-sarcastic-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876849 Plot twist: I cared once. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/pop-art-diva-you-deserved-it 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e64ae4f4-c06f-4900-9351-91f9c164d665.png?v=1779186095 If you felt a pinch, it's because you deserved it. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/post-modern-and-under-caffeinated-mug-your-go-to-ceramic-cup-in-multiple-colors 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_9f8b856a-8183-4d43-991d-fe69ebd63a38.png?v=1779186111 Post-modern and under-caffeinated. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/posting-under-the-influence 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2ffb002a-2828-499f-aa20-089133d9671e.png?v=1779186094 Posting under the influence. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/powered-by-charts-caffeine-questionable-decisions 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_32587ce0-1a8c-468a-8c6b-82e0d9cfb6d3.png?v=1779186095 Powered by charts, caffeine, and questionable decisions. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/powered-by-deadlines-and-denial-humorous-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_857981ad-eeaf-4019-83a1-b4d97e2c9297.png?v=1779186095 Powered by deadlines and denial. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/professionally-tired-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/professionally-tired-lightweight-unisex-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877571 Professionally tired. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/proudest-moment-houseplant 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7590ec75-b0b7-474e-917d-3a5970dd8586.png?v=1779186117 Proudest moment of 2026: a houseplant I forgot about decided to live anyway. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ps-test-stress 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0f989d3b-68e1-4e20-9c44-047f384f300d.png?v=1779186116 P-plate test next week. I have been driving for fifteen years. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/psychological-warm-up 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_09cc8e13-689d-414e-9d7e-3a3c065f31db.png?v=1779186116 My Warm-Up is Psychological. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quiet-cracking-quarterly 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_a49afe27-fd15-4ab1-b691-7f1e99477f7b.png?v=1779186116 Q2 Performance Note: Employee continues to crack quietly, on schedule, within budget. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quit-dating-apps-last-straw 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f59d3242-47e9-4aea-a7aa-2b13c1af82ae.png?v=1779186116 Quit the apps. Met someone in real life. She also met me on the apps. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quit-job-and-i-regret-it 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_cc7f45d7-d61c-4fab-b171-2595ba310fee.png?v=1779186117 Quit the job. Regret nothing. Regret everything. Both. At once. Forever. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quit-smoking-yet 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_9af5ab9e-2d55-42c8-9a9c-2f52f782d86f.png?v=1779186122 Quit smoking. Took up worrying. Saved on lighters. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quit-without-notice 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_1a119002-a691-43c3-8035-cf6ae271fdb9.png?v=1779186122 Two weeks notice is for people who got two weeks notice. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/raffle-system-broke-me 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_77bc43ea-9f53-4fff-baff-1f2503c072fb.png?v=1779186122 Set five alarms for the artisan raffle. Did not win. Did not stop. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/redundant-o-ohio 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_34d47974-8d50-4f98-9f1d-f4cf2e46e04d.png?v=1779186122 Country with a redundant 'o' Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/refreshing-the-spreadsheet 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ed38b9c0-878c-4d99-8e65-d0c7ae43da3f.png?v=1779186122 I refresh the spreadsheet. Nothing has changed. I refresh again. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/release-the-files-usb-sticks 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4d5b00ed-9a50-4dda-8317-f31a67df25af.png?v=1779186122 Release the files Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/relocate-or-terminate-memo 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_838345b0-50d6-4650-8bb6-93f447c6a5f1.png?v=1779186128 Memorandum: Relocate to HQ by stated date, or accept termination at-will. Sincerely, the building. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/rent-and-groceries-a-romance 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_37568bb6-890d-4023-820c-f34ca6bc578d.png?v=1779186128 Rent and Groceries: A Romance. Two costs that, against all odds, I keep current with. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/replace-with-ai-illegal 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4b1cac3f-0142-49d6-a21d-84d3f3e427dc.png?v=1779186128 Some countries make it illegal to fire you and replace you with a chatbot. We are not in those countries. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/replied-all-by-accident 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_5c1bd92f-62b7-48e0-928f-c0707b13380d.png?v=1779186128 Replied all. Once. On purpose. Now they all reply all forever. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/resenteeism-dept 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/resenteeism-dept-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877145 Quietly quitting loudly https://halfseriousprints.com/products/resenteeism-performance-review 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7252ff43-3b05-4764-b168-9f594971c08d.png?v=1779186129 Performance Review: Resenteeism. Showing up: yes. Caring: visibly not. Promotion: declined in advance. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/respectfully-go-away 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c9092832-e665-40ee-8798-55f46d571504.png?v=1779186134 Please go away. Respectfully. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/restructure-the-hierarchy 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/restructure-the-hierarchy-hero.png?v=1780649955 Lady managers: same job. Same hours. Half the credit. Twice the calendar invites. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-cassette-playlist-has-wrinkles 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_9669a106-bdb7-4b6d-95a4-3b9db8614441.png?v=1779186134 My playlist has wrinkles. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-get-up-try-again-motivational 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c4743222-a31b-4253-a82c-cb3dc79d70e9.png?v=1779186134 Get up. Try again. Don't be Dramatic. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-mixtape-bad-decisions 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_83a21009-861d-4008-a8d4-4da08aba3575.png?v=1779186134 "Raised on mixtapes and bad decisions." Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-my-attitude-is-analog-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_18e8c4be-fda6-4242-8269-a81f7470b6ff.png?v=1779186140 My attitude is analog. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-pixel-pc-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_339df624-4f7e-48b1-8c68-f40f27a9a167.png?v=1779186140 Still buffering since 1999. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-pop-art-style 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ed7efe99-0e1a-4454-a637-28a7185dba51.png?v=1779186140 Printed retro for your modern scroll. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-process-was-followed 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_96a622e7-d424-46c9-be52-e8e1861c71f1.png?v=1779186140 Process was followed. Outcome ignored. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-smiley-face-smiling-it-confuses-everyone 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_d5b8fa99-f528-42f5-bac2-967d53cbf829.png?v=1779186140 Smiling — it confuses everyone. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-sorry-im-late-graphic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_aab62de2-451b-40c2-9e2c-135534084bde.png?v=1779186140 Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-sunset-please-cancel-plans 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_05f53848-ad8e-48fc-a903-5c765185729a.png?v=1779186146 Please cancel plans. I beg. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-sunset-robot-pilot 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ba534be1-7a65-447d-9c50-ea1742dbf2bc.png?v=1779186146 My sympathy ran three shifts ago. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-sunset-yes-i-talk-to-my-pet 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_908e53c9-d768-411d-9099-c9654395a285.png?v=1779186146 Yes, I talk to my pet like a person. Fight me. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-surviving-by-luck-graphic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f18fee17-195f-4558-8ec0-e71e014b496c.png?v=1779186146 I'm majoring in surviving by luck. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-tech-built-before-auto-correct-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_d5d7f2a9-d7e1-4fd3-a7d5-642ddd93b451.png?v=1779186146 “Built before auto-correct.” Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-vibe-born-in-the-wrong-decade-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_a7b49dac-2051-4fa8-bead-123e507970d3.png?v=1779186146 Born in the wrong decade, stuck in traffic anyway. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/role-senior-experience-humbled-calibre-applicant 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_6be66490-e8c9-4665-89f0-f816f6ab2a30.png?v=1779186162 ROLE: SENIOR. EXPERIENCE: HUMBLED. CALIBRE: APPLICANT. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/round-trip-paid-in-promises 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_8e9933bd-0923-4410-8dbc-a4f9ae53d26b.png?v=1779186162 Two-hundred-mile round trip. To a job that pays in promises. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/routine-is-just-the-chore-ive-forgotten-the-longest 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_d7b96471-d69d-475e-8dc7-6ba271573d4e.png?v=1779186162 Routine is just the chore I have forgotten the longest. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/rto-headphones-alone 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2e59c888-4ef1-4feb-bb05-d7f097fc9bfb.png?v=1779186162 Drove fifty minutes to put my headphones on and ignore the same people I ignored from home. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/rule-of-seventy-buyout 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0f7fc0c2-f34c-41f6-ae51-14c7481f01de.png?v=1779186162 Have you achieved the Rule of Seventy? Congratulations on your sudden flexibility. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/running-on-caffeine-panic-deadlines-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_43d8a76a-7e3c-464c-94f5-07dd740ba7c6.png?v=1779186162 Running on caffeine, panic & deadlines. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/running-on-caffeine-vibes-and-academic-regret 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_34abbf5a-e19a-4aaf-a9c2-e729df43cbde.png?v=1779186167 Running on caffeine, vibes, and academic regret. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/running-the-company-more-efficiently 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_1d75a7c4-bb6e-4a74-be19-ec51a8a30703.png?v=1779186167 We're letting you go as part of our continued effort to run the company without you in particular. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/saint-ish-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_1b3764f9-85f6-4cb1-abbe-7ce1c1d2e0c0.png?v=1779186167 Saint ish. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sales-dont-matter-said-the-manager 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sales-dont-matter-said-the-manager-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877319 Sales don't matter. Said the manager taking credit for them. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sarcastic-heart-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_fe2a94af-6234-4579-91ff-54d59050af91.png?v=1779186167 “Love is patient— —I’m not.” Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sarcastic-since-dial-up-funny-retro-mug-white 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_86a92ca7-9f1c-4de3-9879-1ae521300669.png?v=1779186167 Sarcastic since dial-up. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sat-down-to-relax-immediately-tense 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_5fad17e7-119a-4b32-92ea-5352b84223fb.png?v=1779186174 Sat down to relax. Immediately tense. The couch knows. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/saturday-felt-like-a-tuesday 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ca76f435-3778-4dc3-9569-37b16e6a5b55.png?v=1779186174 Saturday felt like a Tuesday. Tuesday felt like a Tuesday. So did Friday. Something is wrong with the week. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sausages-best-by-date 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4946c012-51d3-4fed-86fc-eabec2681368.png?v=1779186174 Sausages should not have a 'Best By' date. We have made our peace with what they are. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/saved-search-craigslist-ten-years 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_cee2dbd1-72ba-4660-8b17-2b7e6fd53e91.png?v=1779186174 Have a saved Craigslist search for a couch I will never buy. Ten years strong. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/saw-a-deer-on-the-commute 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_07ff0e9c-6a26-4e41-8842-69f135d363cf.png?v=1779186174 Saw a deer on the way to work. Talked about it for six months. Nothing else has happened. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/scotch-solves-80-of-my-small-talk-humorous-whiskey-lovers-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_036a3eb6-b732-45f7-a4e6-c317e9576113.png?v=1779186174 "Scotch solves 80% of my small talk." Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/scrolled-past-the-news-on-purpose 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/scrolled-past-the-news-on-purpose-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877354 Scrolled past the news on purpose. Will pretend it didn't happen. It did. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/second-baby-spreadsheet 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ea6660eb-a82d-411d-bed2-e941a4d69022.png?v=1779186181 We did the spreadsheet on having a second. The spreadsheet said please consult a fortune teller. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/selective-hearing-survival-skill 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/selective-hearing-survival-skill-hero.png?v=1780649705 I practice selective hearing, it's a survival skill. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/self-aware-sarcastic-quote-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e14502a5-4270-4086-af28-b24aa799286a.png?v=1779186180 Self-aware enough to know it's not helping Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/self-medicating-with-consequences 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_1b8d2ada-1e60-4494-a0e2-b47c2dbd9fcd.png?v=1779186181 Self-medicating with consequences. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/senior-vice-president-of-circling-back-comic-style 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_6c6ce3fd-7ee1-48e1-b949-6546e5c2d0b3.png?v=1779186180 Senior vice president of circling back Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/shift-careers-every-three-years 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_a6686870-9066-42d5-bcf0-ecfb77ffbe00.png?v=1779186186 I shift careers every three years. Each one was supposed to be the one I rest in. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/shift-survived-badge-still-attached-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_b82308ca-a463-45ee-9003-2394ea49477b.png?v=1779186186 Shift survived. Barely. Badge still attached. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/should-i-pivot-to-ai 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_1ecc6250-8532-4e6d-954b-34c00afd84ab.png?v=1779186186 Should I pivot to AI? Is this asking 'should I be employed in 2027?' Yes, that is what I am asking. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/should-i-stay-or-go-spreadsheet 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_3f0ffb01-5199-4871-aa98-4fa4718cf833.png?v=1779186186 Should I stay or go? Spreadsheet says yes. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/showed-up-to-the-meeting-camera-off 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/showed-up-to-the-meeting-camera-off-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877389 Camera off. Mic off. Listening with my body slumped and my eyes closed. Fully present. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/skipped-the-skip-the-call 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/skipped-the-skip-the-call-hero.png?v=1780649604 I declined the meeting. Got invited to a smaller meeting. About the meeting I declined. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/smarter-child-was-the-peak 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_3972bd5a-2ee7-43bc-893b-d7fd772bdccd.png?v=1779186192 SmarterChild was our peak. We've been managing decline ever since. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/social-battery-three-percent 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_49d66b14-920d-4d58-80c3-d00feab79370.png?v=1779186192 Social battery: 3%. Plans: declined. Reason: low power mode active. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/socializing-is-my-toxic-trait-retro-bubble-letter 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_632e0f73-6440-46f7-bc08-679a0c2fa8b0.png?v=1779186193 Socializing is my toxic trait. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/socially-self-monitoring 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f86be7cb-1f75-44a4-a34c-5359d21aae4f.png?v=1779186192 Spent the entire dinner monitoring myself socially. Said about three things. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/some-call-it-chaos-i-call-it-parenting 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_44aecf07-8fea-4bfe-b439-751cc83db5e6.png?v=1779186192 Some call it chaos, I call it my parenting strategy. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/space-ghost-coast-to-coast 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_3e8eb6ce-4fb4-4d1e-a3a6-a15c5222ec9d.png?v=1779186193 Television peaked when a cartoon villain interviewed Björk and nobody told the audience why. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/speak-your-mind-boldly-i-can-hear-just-fine-speak 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_3138464b-ff24-4fb7-b747-c74e94c0cf9a.png?v=1779186198 I can hear just fine. Speak. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/spiritual-but-still-side-eyeing-mug-your-sassy-daily-ritual-in-white-ceramic-or-more 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f0c7d727-d109-4ced-a8cc-adfcc02dc739.png?v=1779186199 Spiritual but still side-eyeing. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/spiritually-pending-update-boho-chic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_d57a400c-75f1-4773-bc4b-632252a97f81.png?v=1779186198 Spiritually: pending update. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/spoiler-im-always-right-fun-retro-bubble-letter-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_517d003e-24cc-4c87-9aa0-6e5eb9d972a3.png?v=1779186199 Spoiler: I'm always right, even when I'm not. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sponsored-by-overthinking 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_62d3f70e-744a-48f9-9969-873d842fe56c.png?v=1779186198 Sponsored by Overthinking Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/squirter-retro-sunset-watergun 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7053cb24-5bab-4fef-a325-e6d0598231b5.png?v=1779186198 Squirter Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/standing-desk-still-sitting 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/standing-desk-still-sitting-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877608 Bought the standing desk. Have not stood once. Excellent investment. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/still-here-still-saving-everyone-bold-statement 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_42c45cb5-c957-4907-b105-864201355682.png?v=1779186214 Still here. Still underpaid. Still saving everyone. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/still-not-sure-why-est-2026-back-in-office-humorous 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/still-not-sure-why-est-2026-back-in-office-humorous-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876377 Office. Still not sure why. Est. 2026. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/still-raising-humans-on-wi-fi-and-wine 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_df18b9ee-a9a9-4f26-bb48-0659194a9346.png?v=1779186214 Still Raising Humans on Wi-Fi and Wine. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/still-right-sarcastic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_81ea603b-6683-47f3-8e27-c6e025f25639.png?v=1779186213 Agreed to disagree. I'm still right. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/strong-opinion-from-podcast 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_568fde8e-1355-482e-9ea9-e6f1291a6bf7.png?v=1779186213 I have very strong opinions. They were given to me free of charge by a podcast. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/study-mode-panic-with-highlights-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c2478c94-901d-401d-83ab-f26952540207.png?v=1779186219 Study mode: panic with highlights. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/successful-with-adhd-survey 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_bd23d6ac-ae6b-4c7e-8022-fc9ed1a71798.png?v=1779186219 What worked for me: a fear of consequences, three calendars, and a friend who texts me at 8. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sunday-anxiety 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_9fc50f29-4ccb-4de9-97d2-300107ec3132.png?v=1779186219 Saturday is for resting. Sunday is for resting badly. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sunlight-soil-sarcasm-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2504612a-9dc3-4d2f-bc2f-8109e854ca3b.png?v=1779186219 Sunlight, Soil, Sarcasm. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sunscreen-scrotum-face-warning 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_63591a63-1f43-45db-849d-694508f48b57.png?v=1779186219 Wear sunscreen. No one wants a face that looks like a scrotum. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/surviving-on-ramen-regret-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_66db0044-8c72-4be7-a026-e9b9c56fbce8.png?v=1779186219 Surviving on ramen & regret. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/synergy-humans-ai-fail-together 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0a95088a-11f9-44d9-9daa-54f03400bce1.png?v=1779186225 Memorandum: Synergy. Humans and AI fail together. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/teenage-driver-other-people 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ab9f7186-34df-47e4-949e-361fd82b3887.png?v=1779186225 My kid is now driving. Every other parent is suddenly the problem. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/teeth-fight-skincare-routine 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_245b8160-f2c9-4074-ab51-b18a4810a6da.png?v=1779186225 Could not get him to brush his teeth. Could get him to do a five-step skincare routine. He is six. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/temporary-car-permanent 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2be2100e-4433-4254-a8b6-3efaaa203e1c.png?v=1779186225 Bought a temporary car. That was eleven years ago. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/text-from-mom-okay-no-question 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f4b356ef-3de5-4662-bbed-281c8417639d.png?v=1779186225 Mom texted to ask if I was okay. There was no question mark. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/thankful-ish 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_fa2d7c67-6805-4b10-89d2-a4c7990a4335.png?v=1779186225 Thankful ish. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-baby-judges-quietly 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_50325f86-7c57-40a1-afe0-c9851283c6f5.png?v=1779186230 The baby judges quietly. We will know in twenty years. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-car-did-it-by-itself 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_de48d096-e9af-4d01-9e6c-995d977ad4c5.png?v=1779186230 Local news: the car drove itself into the pedestrian. (The driver was a passenger in their own life, apparently.) Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-cardio-was-the-commute 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e9c0f210-5a39-447b-8385-f05f5d48994b.png?v=1779186231 The cardio was the commute. The commute is over. So is the cardio. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-cat-runs-the-room-now 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_88c2ecd0-7f6e-4193-8897-008d01002903.png?v=1779186230 The cat runs the room now. The room agrees. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-couch-was-not-the-problem 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_b8642d47-1902-4fd9-9bf9-44aab2d8cc8b.png?v=1779186231 Bought a new couch. The couch was not the problem. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-doctor-asked-how-i-felt 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_b7014da9-62a7-476e-8478-a71eb79710e6.png?v=1779186230 The doctor asked how I felt. I had not considered it. We agreed to follow up. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-dog-knows-i-am-pretending 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_50370738-c6ea-45ef-a04e-eb7911d6c92d.png?v=1779186236 The dog knows I am pretending to work. The dog has not told anyone. Yet. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-fridge-has-opinions 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4a5aa43a-2c4e-4b9d-885c-56e96d344f4b.png?v=1779186236 The fridge has opinions. None of them are about food. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-friend-who-knows-restaurants 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_621f44e7-72c4-4d2a-9cc5-351f45cd0f32.png?v=1779186236 Some friends know restaurants. The rest of us pay for them. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-friendly-reminder-is-not-friendly 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_9450eb10-9108-4607-b9a3-5f8f89e1dc00.png?v=1779186236 Friendly reminder is the most hostile phrase in the language. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-group-text-has-tiers 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e1286b0e-8446-4a7c-a1c5-fe7af02bca9b.png?v=1779186236 The group text has tiers. I am in two of them. One is for nothing. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-houseplant-survived-a-vacation 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4433801d-a6f8-45d0-a544-ca31c8954c2e.png?v=1779186237 The houseplant survived the vacation. It did not survive me coming back. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-man-on-the-lawn-the-lawn-is-a-metaphor 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_75585053-23e9-4b09-a2de-2a365c3f2c43.png?v=1779186242 I AM NOW THE MAN ON THE LAWN. THE LAWN IS A METAPHOR. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-meeting-could-have-been-asynchronous 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_bbde223f-aa64-4e2c-995a-f6a0cbd1bb29.png?v=1779186242 This meeting could have been asynchronous. Like the last one. We will meet about it. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-meeting-was-a-status-update 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_78edb1fc-0c33-4718-9857-8c39e928eb70.png?v=1779186242 The meeting was a status update. The status update was a meeting. We attended both. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-passwords-have-grown-up 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_258bcac4-d643-4c1b-905d-de3fef79a5eb.png?v=1779186242 The passwords have grown up. They have their own questions now. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-printer-can-tell 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_68ad21e6-444f-4a52-97db-79d3ce1cace7.png?v=1779186243 The printer can tell when something matters. That is when it stops. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-quiet-app-loud-with-purpose 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_3bbd3035-bec9-42f0-9bd5-30f9bbc1e7cc.png?v=1779186242 The quiet app got loud. It has purpose now. We were warned. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-real-currency-was-favours 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_274ed108-cfe2-44d2-af4d-c654bca5e266.png?v=1779186248 We were told money would be the issue. The issue is favours. There is no exchange rate. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-receipts-multiply-without-consent 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_6ab0e5af-df79-4eeb-b4f4-8d0a8a3dca51.png?v=1779186248 The receipts multiply without consent. They have a calendar. I am not on it. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-self-help-stack-by-bed 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_21a44fe9-5348-4e76-a0de-a0f735a5f385.png?v=1779186248 The self-help stack by the bed. None opened. All purchased. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-spreadsheet-knows-where-i-am 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_5f10b997-cdc5-4a64-a400-31286436e96e.png?v=1779186248 The spreadsheet knows where I am. The boss does not. We are happy. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-state-disagrees-respectfully 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_55f5bf9d-030d-443e-bf72-5f1a1a9f0938.png?v=1779186248 The state disagrees with you, respectfully. The disagreement carries weight. The respect is structural. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-thank-you-card-list 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_3db55579-5114-48b7-b66c-48d421f76520.png?v=1779186248 The thank-you card list. Updated quarterly. Nobody knows it exists. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-towel-belongs-to-the-floor-now 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_95e3947c-92f4-48d7-b389-11b50d029bb7.png?v=1779186254 The towel belongs to the floor now. We do not discuss this. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-vacuum-is-an-event 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_71fb759c-ae11-4090-a1a8-dd2d97da606e.png?v=1779186254 The vacuum is an event. We will mention it for days. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/therapy-booked-floral-quote 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/therapy-booked-floral-quote-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877462 A quote because therapy was booked. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/therapy-free-parenting-quote 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_ba1517b6-d2c0-48ce-bb70-3f3b103faf81.png?v=1779186254 Doing my best to raise people who don't need therapy. - Too often. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/they-said-ai-would-help 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/they-said-ai-would-help-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877533 They said AI would help. They were not specific about who. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/things-i-know-about-cycling-shoes 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_bee0a0ee-9693-41df-a82b-63d88247837f.png?v=1779186254 Things I know about cycling shoes. Things I do not know about my own retirement plan. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/things-i-said-going-to-bed-early 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e5760eb0-6346-47c9-94d0-69c786014103.png?v=1779186270 Things I said tonight: 'I'll just check one thing.' Things I have done: not gone to bed. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/things-that-used-to-be-cheap 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_cec94dbd-17bd-498b-a837-1c1452988081.png?v=1779186271 Things that used to be cheap. A list. Complete. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/this-counts-as-decorating-floral-mug-whimsical 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_84848fc5-c892-4d91-986e-3b7231be8fcb.png?v=1779186271 This counts as decorating. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/this-quote-pays-rent-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_96f6431b-cba6-473d-b42e-e057c0e54c6c.png?v=1779186270 "This quote pays rent." Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/threat-is-the-job 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_149931dd-db41-4475-a900-8542688f8445.png?v=1779186271 He threatens to fire me weekly. The threat is the job. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/three-constants-boomer-entitlement 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f2ad0d87-9094-48cf-aaef-72a13fa2726d.png?v=1779186271 There are 3 constants in the universe: death, taxes, and boomer entitlement. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/three-days-six-weeks 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_fb5d681b-8587-48f5-81ac-1713ddc2e93c.png?v=1779186277 The AI did your job in three days. The email took six weeks. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ticket-closed-problem-resolved-fantasy-comes-true 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2d69fece-d97e-4600-ad74-b76a2b61becd.png?v=1779186277 Ticket closed. Problem resolved. Fantasy comes true. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/toddler-not-actually-sleeping 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4f9da163-3a47-45c9-ba67-939f784db8d3.png?v=1779186277 He's quiet upstairs. This is news, not relief. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/told-ourselves-card-was-cash 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7404cc9f-1d69-4587-8718-8a239764cf69.png?v=1779186279 We told ourselves the card was just cash. The card disagreed. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/too-glam-to-answer-emails 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/too-glam-to-answer-emails-hero.png?v=1780646353 'Too glam to answer emails. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/too-vintage-to-care 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c00e7fad-ec19-49c6-9f57-8342ebe8abd1.png?v=1779186277 Too vintage to care. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/too-vintage-to-function 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4cf7c93e-eecb-4cf7-9e1d-11ce425342c2.png?v=1779186282 Too Vintage to function. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/took-up-knitting 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4e10a113-1c61-4fe6-b248-e55597dfc5f4.png?v=1779186283 Took up knitting. Bought enough yarn for a sweater. Made one sock. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/twins-and-a-sick-toddler 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2552c60c-a9d7-49b8-a276-852f3f4cff67.png?v=1779186282 Twins in a sleep regression. Toddler sick. The job said please respond to this thread by EOD. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/two-working-parents-advice 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0620cca7-0fbf-4c16-9fe4-3a0eb0180343.png?v=1779186282 Both working. Two children. The advice is that there is no advice. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/uk-cost-of-living-iran 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/uk-cost-of-living-iran-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877716 Worried that a war will make food more expensive. Was already worried that food was already expensive. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/uniqlo-everything-but-the-soul 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0d067b92-9544-4a6d-89e8-a8cf2197b06e.png?v=1779186285 Replaced my wardrobe with one brand. Replaced my friends with one app. The simplification continues. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/unisex-i-like-people-in-theory-graphic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_9f89666a-0866-454a-b352-8745aa36b61c.png?v=1779186291 I like people... in theory. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/unoptimized-hobbies 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_571a0d8d-0c17-4d2c-9c08-a13bfc12ce49.png?v=1779186291 I miss when a hobby was a thing you did and not a brand you built. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/velcro-wallet-net-worth 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e180da44-28aa-4bc2-b335-8f3fc6e30949.png?v=1779186291 My peak net worth was a Velcro wallet with eight dollars in it. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/verbal-resignation-monologue 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/8821870002228-hero.png?v=1780643074 I quit. Not today. Not next month. But every time someone schedules a meeting that could've been an email, my soul rehearses the speech. I quit. Not today. Not next month. But every time someone schedules a meeting that could've been an email, my soul rehearses the speech. — hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/vibe-code-repair-service 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4548d811-182d-4e8f-b411-eb04e84f960b.png?v=1779186291 Vibe Code Repair Service. Established yesterday. We fix your vibes. Results not guaranteed but felt. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/vintage-comfort-dept-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_992baa9c-35cd-44be-943d-be7e88db6a59.png?v=1779186291 Personal Comfort Dept. Est. Whenever. Member Since Always. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/vintage-nurse-powered-by-coffee-chaos 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_e7f4aa63-c8a0-41b2-8712-1a261b5b2dcd.png?v=1779186296 Powered by coffee, controlled substances. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/vintage-productivity-clock 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/vintage-productivity-clock-mockup-style1.png?v=1780877497 3 Hours. Zero Output. Department of Delayed Productivity. Active Since Sunrise. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/water-bottle-sentience 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f38c64ba-c429-49a1-9179-8abec66e12d0.png?v=1779186296 Have eight water bottles. Drink from none. Each one judges me from a different surface. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/we-call-it-love-the-neighbors-call-it-noise-playful-statement-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c46bd296-b315-400e-b648-c553d6d39dfa.png?v=1779186296 We call it love. The neighbors call it noise. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/we-discussed-it-into-the-ground 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_39e0c814-9eaf-49ce-a32e-36569f18c2bc.png?v=1779186296 We discussed it into the ground. Then we discussed why nothing got done. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/we-framed-the-chaos-abstract-art 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_967be5d8-4f04-41c6-a4f4-856d4eb7a7b7.png?v=1779186297 We framed the chaos. It's art now. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/we-said-no-gifts 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_f7dd880b-5896-4508-baea-d95302555760.png?v=1779186303 We said no gifts. We all brought small ones. No one mentioned it. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/we-still-talk-about-2008 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_b3cb43eb-925e-4acf-a30f-70b8113cf13a.png?v=1779186303 Generational milestones, in order: financial crash, second crash, plague, war. We are doing fine. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/we-walked-so-gen-z-could-cancel-us-lightweight-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_04154bec-9552-42dc-acd2-b2b20631a14a.png?v=1779186304 We walked so Gen Z could cancel us. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/weekend-vibes 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7fd52a65-4fa3-4607-9172-dcc38d464707.png?v=1779186303 Sunday service, Saturday scotch. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/wfh-shoes-where 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_4109c332-31e9-4a37-9db9-de33587eeb7b.png?v=1779186303 Have not worn shoes in three weeks. Cannot remember where they are. Do not need them. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/wfh-stress-investments 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/wfh-stress-investments-mockup-style1.png?v=1780876447 Best things I bought to fix WFH stress: a walking pad, a standing desk, a small plant. The job is the same. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/what-do-they-actually-do 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_b98d8e0c-c5e8-476b-a357-1e547fbff03c.png?v=1779186322 I have worked beside this person for two years. I do not know what they do. I am not sure they do. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/when-do-husbands-grow-up 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2805c585-a4c4-4341-b1e8-bf36ff19ce56.png?v=1779186322 When do husbands grow up. (No one knows. Studies are ongoing.) Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/whisky-neat-conscience-cleaner-unisex 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7bf10512-98b9-4eb1-b19d-7d719ae74e8a.png?v=1779186322 Whisky neat, conscience cleaner. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/whisky-therapy-quote 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_72825807-ae5b-40e7-9931-f4eb46804cc6.png?v=1779186322 Whisky: because Therapy has a Waitlist. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/wine-night-family-meeting 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7583d634-4df5-405c-ab98-5d2d4fd6ce9b.png?v=1779186322 Wine night ^ family meeting. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/winter-approaches-so-does-the-heating-bill 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_df4c307c-774c-45e2-beb7-18c2a0dea243.png?v=1779186322 Winter approaches. So does the heating bill. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/winter-is-debt-ing 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_2e1c9392-2658-4c4a-90d7-f093d2d0b326.png?v=1779186328 Winter is debt-ing. Spring is paying it back. Summer is forgetting. Fall is preparing. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/work-40-hours-45-years 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_60a63359-bd3b-4b0b-912e-d2d6c862ac7d.png?v=1779186328 Forty hours. Forty-five years. They keep telling me this is normal. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/working-for-hardly-anything 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_c0f43727-4d57-4944-8776-e3041cf347ed.png?v=1779186328 Not against working. Against working for the price of a sandwich, an ego, and a calendar invite. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/worlds-okayest-mother-funny-mom 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_7caba4ed-7e79-4e0f-aacf-3127b3d4d0ff.png?v=1779186328 World's okayest mother Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/year-of-unemployment-offer 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_0b297342-bb87-4bea-b3f9-33881bc993bc.png?v=1779186328 Year of unemployment. Offer accepted. I do not believe it. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/you-got-this-probably-pop-art 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_d3a07ba9-16d4-457f-9315-fa0a399b4350.png?v=1779186328 You got this. Probably. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/youre-cute-dont-ruin-it-funny-sassy-graphic 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/preview-2400_613a2969-4a2a-4426-a11f-fdaf83460905.png?v=1779186333 You're cute. Don't ruin it. Half Serious Prints text-only design https://halfseriousprints.com/products/85-inches-of-heaven-funny-tv-lovers-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/85-inches-of-heaven-funny-tv-lovers-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904427 I have 85 inches of pure heaven at home. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/85-inches-of-pure-heaven-ultimate-tv-fan-white-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/85-inches-of-pure-heaven-ultimate-tv-fan-white-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904453 Have 85 inches easy — at home https://halfseriousprints.com/products/activity-tracked-productivity-dropped-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/activity-tracked-productivity-dropped-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904485 Activity tracked: 100%. Mouse moved: continuously. Productivity: down 19%. Surveillance: working as designed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/adhd-i-am-doing-five-things-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/adhd-i-am-doing-five-things-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904500 I am doing five things at once. None of them is the thing I sat down to do. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/adulthood-the-rumour-we-keep-starting-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/adulthood-the-rumour-we-keep-starting-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904530 Adulthood: the rumour we keep starting about each other. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/adulting-powered-by-hope-reheated-coffee-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/8832280297524-hero.png?v=1780642816 Adulting powered by hope and reheated coffee Adulting powered by hope and reheated coffee — hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/after-hours-captive-notice-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/after-hours-captive-notice-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909016 Notice: this office holds you captive after hours. By staying, you confirm your willing participation. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ai-first-tech-left-behind-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ai-first-tech-left-behind-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904620 AI is the first technology I have decided I am simply not going to understand. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ai-girlfriend-saved-marriage-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ai-girlfriend-saved-marriage-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904649 AI girlfriend saved my marriage. My wife also has one. Hers is better. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ai-vs-real-intelligence-framed-poster-thought-provoking-art-in-your-choice-of-frame-size-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ai-vs-real-intelligence-framed-poster-thought-provoking-art-in-your-choice-of-frame-size-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904675 Artificial Intelligence. Shouldn't we discover real intelligence first? https://halfseriousprints.com/products/air-travel-back-to-normal-awful-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/air-travel-back-to-normal-awful-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904704 Air travel is finally back to its normal level of awful. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/airbus-canadian-made-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/airbus-canadian-made-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904735 Built in Canada. Sold to Asia. Funded by France. Branded by Toulouse. We are very Canadian, somehow. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/all-my-friends-are-tired-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/all-my-friends-are-tired-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780904762 All my friends are tired. We thought we'd outgrow it. We were wrong. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/already-work-from-home-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/already-work-from-home-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909029 I already work from home. You can't bring me back. I never left. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/angels-protect-sarcasm-directs-humorous-winged-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/angels-protect-sarcasm-directs-humorous-winged-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909043 Angels protect. Sarcasm directs. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/annoyed-at-people-i-love-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/annoyed-at-people-i-love-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909072 Love them. Cannot be in the same kitchen as them. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/another-white-man-with-podcast-mic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/another-white-man-with-podcast-mic-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909103 I'm just another white man with a podcast. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/asked-apps-they-sent-results-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/asked-apps-they-sent-results-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909129 Asked the apps where I went wrong. They sent results. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/asked-the-baby-where-its-mother-is-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/asked-the-baby-where-its-mother-is-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909165 I asked the baby where its mother was. Then remembered I am the mother. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/attached-but-still-annoyed-humorous-linked-heart-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/attached-but-still-annoyed-humorous-linked-heart-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909178 Attached, but still annoyed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/auto-renew-the-real-monthly-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/auto-renew-the-real-monthly-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909215 Auto-renew is the real monthly. The rest is decoration. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/baby-items-second-time-around-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/baby-items-second-time-around-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909254 First baby: thirty items I had to have. Second baby: a clean towel. Third baby: vibes. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/back-stronger-opinions-than-taste-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/back-stronger-opinions-than-taste-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780909285 My back has stronger opinions about concerts than my taste does. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/badged-but-invisible-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/badged-but-invisible-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914128 Badged in. Left at 3:47. Nobody noticed. Nobody ever does. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/baggy-jeans-decided-by-committee-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/baggy-jeans-decided-by-committee-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914159 Are baggy jeans still in. I have stopped asking. Trousers will tell me when they're ready. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bare-minimum-monday-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bare-minimum-monday-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780646566 Bare Minimum Monday — A Practice. Effective immediately. Renewable weekly. Compulsory in spirit. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/barely-functioning-mom-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/barely-functioning-mom-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914173 I'm not a regular mom. I'm a barely functioning ♥ one. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/beast-mode-mildly-annoyed-mode-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/beast-mode-mildly-annoyed-mode-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914206 Beast Mode? — More like mildly annoyed mode https://halfseriousprints.com/products/beer-me-till-i-care-again-funny-graphic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/beer-me-till-i-care-again-funny-graphic-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914232 Beer me till I care again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/before-model-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/before-model-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914263 I am a *Before* model. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/being-around-people-on-purpose-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/being-around-people-on-purpose-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914295 Being around people on purpose is, I have decided, an advanced skill. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/best-part-driving-home-after-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/best-part-driving-home-after-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914356 The best part of any social event is the drive home. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/blacklight-poster-bedroom-wall-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/blacklight-poster-bedroom-wall-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914386 First wall art I owned was a velvet blacklight poster. Things have not improved. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-love-you-but-youre-still-wrong-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-love-you-but-youre-still-wrong-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914413 Love you — but you're still wrong. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-low-opinion-statement-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-low-opinion-statement-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914444 Your background has no impact on my low opinion of you. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-make-america-gag-again-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-make-america-gag-again-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914477 Make America gag again https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-political-humor-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-political-humor-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914509 Liberal party GPS — always turns far right. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bold-statement-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bold-statement-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914560 We argue because we care. I care a lot. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/booking-travel-takes-longer-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/booking-travel-takes-longer-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915209 Booking the trip took longer than the trip will. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/boreout-not-burnout-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/boreout-not-burnout-editorial-serif.png?v=1779492687 Boreout: like burnout, but the cause is nothing happening. Symptoms identical. Sympathy: less. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/born-again-atheist-bold-statement-art-print-classic-matte-wooden-framed-poster-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/born-again-atheist-bold-statement-art-print-classic-matte-wooden-framed-poster-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914631 Born again atheist. I saw the light and there was nothing there. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/born-vintage-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/born-vintage-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914671 Born Vintage. Ageing questionably. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/both-generations-operational-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/both-generations-operational-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914697 Q2 Status Report: Both generations operational. Self: pending. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bottles-into-the-sea-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bottles-into-the-sea-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914730 Throwing bottles into the sea was nicer than dating apps. The currents had standards. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/boundaries-versus-avoiding-you-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/boundaries-versus-avoiding-you-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914762 I'm not setting a boundary. I'm avoiding you. They are not the same. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bourbon-dreams-protein-shake-retro-graphic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bourbon-dreams-protein-shake-retro-graphic-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914788 Protein shake with bourbon dreams https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bourbon-liquid-self-esteem-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bourbon-liquid-self-esteem-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914807 Bourbon. Liquid self-esteem. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/break-room-in-the-parking-garage-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/break-room-in-the-parking-garage-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914833 The break room is now in the parking garage. We are still calling it a break room. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/brewed-for-the-algorithm-tech-inspired-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/brewed-for-the-algorithm-tech-inspired-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914867 Brewed for the algorithm: https://halfseriousprints.com/products/bust-me-like-an-iranian-bunker-edgy-greeting-cards-pack-of-10-us-ca-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/bust-me-like-an-iranian-bunker-edgy-greeting-cards-pack-of-10-us-ca-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914897 Bust me like an Iranian bunker https://halfseriousprints.com/products/buying-a-house-just-me-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/buying-a-house-just-me-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914924 Bought a house. Just me. The mortgage broker handled it like a death notification. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/byzantine-chain-on-budget-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/byzantine-chain-on-budget-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914960 Looking for a Byzantine-style gold chain. On a budget. Yes I see how that sounds. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/caffeine-because-screaming-into-a-pillow-isnt-always-appropriate-funny-coffee-lovers-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/caffeine-because-screaming-into-a-pillow-isnt-always-appropriate-funny-coffee-lovers-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780914971 Caffeine: because screaming into a pillow isn't always appropriate. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/caffeine-hope-retro-sunrise-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/caffeine-hope-retro-sunrise-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915003 I don't rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/calendar-invite-no-agenda-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/calendar-invite-no-agenda-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915035 Calendar invite. No agenda. Subject line: catch up. I am not catching anything up. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/can-someone-identify-this-plant-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/can-someone-identify-this-plant-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915061 Can someone identify this plant. I have had it for nine years. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/canadian-politeness-olympics-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/canadian-politeness-olympics-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915092 Sorry. No, you go. Sorry. No, really. Sorry. (At this rate we'll never get anywhere.) https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cant-believe-im-a-morning-person-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cant-believe-im-a-morning-person-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915143 I cannot believe I am a morning person. I was raised right. This is a betrayal. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cant-fix-stupid-but-i-can-sedate-it-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cant-fix-stupid-but-i-can-sedate-it-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915791 Can't fix stupid, but I can sedate it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/capybara-of-indifference-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/capybara-of-indifference-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915183 Capybara of Indifference. Patron of those who cannot, will not, and have not been asked to. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/carbon-footprint-i-wear-sandals-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/carbon-footprint-i-wear-sandals-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915223 Carbon footprint? I wear Sandals. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/career-goals-fewer-meetings-more-snacks-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/career-goals-fewer-meetings-more-snacks-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780646728 Career Goals: Fewer Meetings, More Snacks. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cat-hair-the-glitter-of-my-life-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cat-hair-the-glitter-of-my-life-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915262 Cat hair: the glitter of my life. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/certificate-of-adequate-effort-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/certificate-of-adequate-effort-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915274 Certificate of Adequate Effort. Showered. Left the House. What more do you want. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/certified-in-films-you-now-study-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/certified-in-films-you-now-study-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915309 I am certified in films you now study at university. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/certified-parent-not-quitting-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/certified-parent-not-quitting-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780646777 Certified Parent. Not quitting. Not enthusiastic. Showing up regardless. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cheers-to-tax-deductible-hangovers-funny-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cheers-to-tax-deductible-hangovers-funny-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915338 Cheers to tax-deductible Hangovers. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cheese-on-my-truck-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cheese-on-my-truck-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915363 Found cheese on my truck. Did not put cheese on my truck. Will not be the last cheese on my truck. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/childfree-content-loathed-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/childfree-content-loathed-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915395 They loathe the content. Not because it's wrong. Because it's working. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/christmas-cheer-on-tap-festive-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/christmas-cheer-on-tap-festive-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915420 Christmas cheer on tap. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/clusterduck-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/clusterduck-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915439 Clusterduck https://halfseriousprints.com/products/coffee-shop-asked-my-name-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/coffee-shop-asked-my-name-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915465 The coffee shop asked my name. I gave them a different one. We are now both committed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/coffee-was-the-personality-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/coffee-was-the-personality-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915499 Took away the coffee and discovered I am no one. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/confidence-faked-daily-funny-quote-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/confidence-faked-daily-funny-quote-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915529 Confidence: faked daily. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/conscious-quit-letter-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/conscious-quit-letter-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780647430 Conscious Quit Letter. Date: when I'm ready. Reason: values misalignment. Notice period: emotional. Final day: already gone. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/conversations-i-rehearsed-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/conversations-i-rehearsed-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915557 Won the argument. In the shower. The other person was not invited. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cool-video-to-show-you-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cool-video-to-show-you-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915585 Thanks for coming over. Now sit on my couch and watch me show you a video. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/copilot-confidently-wrong-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/copilot-confidently-wrong-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915617 Copilot was wrong. Loudly. About something I knew. We promoted it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/core-memory-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/core-memory-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915644 Core memory: the moment my child realised I am a person who can also be wrong. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/corporate-peacock-all-display-no-substance-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/corporate-peacock-all-display-no-substance-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780647529 Corporate peacock. All display. No substance. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cough-not-yet-developed-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cough-not-yet-developed-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915675 Took the day off for a cough I have not yet developed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/craft-beer-craftier-excuses-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/craft-beer-craftier-excuses-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915709 Craft beer, craftier excuses. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cultural-references-peaked-2009-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cultural-references-peaked-2009-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915737 My cultural references peaked in 2009 and I am at peace with it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cupid-called-hes-drunk-again-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cupid-called-hes-drunk-again-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915750 Cupid called — he's drunk again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cupid-still-owes-me-money-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cupid-still-owes-me-money-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915764 Cupid still owes me money. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/currently-accepting-apologies-from-my-children-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/currently-accepting-apologies-from-my-children-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915805 Currently Accepting Apologies from my Children. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/currently-being-lapped-by-a-chatbot-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/currently-being-lapped-by-a-chatbot-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916463 Currently being lapped by a chatbot. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/currently-buffering-my-emotions-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/currently-buffering-my-emotions-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915841 Currently buffering my emotions. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cycling-hardest-part-front-door-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cycling-hardest-part-front-door-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915867 The hardest part of cycling is the front door. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/cycling-to-work-time-loss-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/cycling-to-work-time-loss-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915911 Cycling to work loses you twenty minutes. And the will to ever drive again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dads-garage-emotional-detox-zone-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dads-garage-emotional-detox-zone-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915943 Dad's garage = emotional detox zone. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/daily-questions-thread-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/daily-questions-thread-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780915974 Daily questions thread. Day 4,237. Same questions. We answer with love. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dartboard-on-ceiling-unclear-if-goal-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dartboard-on-ceiling-unclear-if-goal-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916018 DARTBOARD ON THE CEILING. UNCLEAR IF GOAL. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dating-profile-currently-in-beta-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dating-profile-currently-in-beta-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916044 Updated my dating profile to currently in beta. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/deadline-ostrich-head-in-the-sand-due-tomorrow-funny-mug-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/deadline-ostrich-head-in-the-sand-due-tomorrow-funny-mug-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780647624 Deadline Ostrich: Head in the sand. Due tomorrow. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dear-santa-i-can-explain-poorly-funny-christmas-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dear-santa-i-can-explain-poorly-funny-christmas-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916075 Dear Santa, I can explain Poorly. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/democrat-gps-always-turns-far-left-funny-political-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/democrat-gps-always-turns-far-left-funny-political-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916107 Democrat GPS — always turns far left. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/department-of-rework-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/department-of-rework-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916134 Department of Rework. Established by AI. Staffed by humans. Output: more work for everyone. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/did-the-thing-forgot-the-thing-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/did-the-thing-forgot-the-thing-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916166 Did the thing. Forgot the thing. Started another thing. The first thing remains. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/didnt-even-apply-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/didnt-even-apply-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916199 Got rejected from a job I never applied for. Closure, finally. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dishwasher-runs-without-soap-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dishwasher-runs-without-soap-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916228 Ran the dishwasher without soap. Three times. The dishes accept this now. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dna-made-me-do-it-science-inspired-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dna-made-me-do-it-science-inspired-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916258 DNA made me do it https://halfseriousprints.com/products/do-it-for-the-plot-twist-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/do-it-for-the-plot-twist-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916287 Do it for the plot twist. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dog-growls-at-me-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dog-growls-at-me-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916314 Same dog. Same time. Every day. He sees something I do not. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dog-hair-my-favorite-accessory-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dog-hair-my-favorite-accessory-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916344 Dog Hair: my favourite accessory https://halfseriousprints.com/products/doing-my-best-mostly-humorous-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/doing-my-best-mostly-humorous-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916357 Doing my best — mostly. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dont-mess-with-a-woman-funny-mom-life-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dont-mess-with-a-woman-funny-mom-life-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916378 Don't mess with a woman who hasn't peed alone since 2018. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dont-you-judge-me-cat-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dont-you-judge-me-cat-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916403 Message from your cat: Don't you judge me! I've seen what you do in bed — by yourself. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/downward-avoidance-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/downward-avoidance-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916445 Eight-Limbed Path to Calling in Sick. Practice begins on the floor. Practice ends on the floor. The teacher does not return your gaze. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/draw-the-line-tomorrow-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/draw-the-line-tomorrow-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916477 It's time to draw the line. I will draw it tomorrow. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/drinks-well-with-deadlines-fun-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/drinks-well-with-deadlines-fun-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780647736 Drinks well with deadlines. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/dungeon-master-different-context-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/dungeon-master-different-context-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916493 Dungeon Master — different context https://halfseriousprints.com/products/eco-chic-recycle-my-bad-decisions-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/eco-chic-recycle-my-bad-decisions-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916553 I recycle my bad decisions. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/eco-warrior-with-eyeliner-sassy-green-black-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/eco-warrior-with-eyeliner-sassy-green-black-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916598 Eco warrior with eyeliner https://halfseriousprints.com/products/educational-video-for-a-2-year-old-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/educational-video-for-a-2-year-old-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916627 Looking for educational videos for a 2-year-old. Specifically, ones that finish. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/effort-authenticity-trying-my-best-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/effort-authenticity-trying-my-best-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916641 Trying my best — emphasis on trying https://halfseriousprints.com/products/email-that-made-my-back-hurt-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/email-that-made-my-back-hurt-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916668 Some emails are read with the eyes. Some are read with the lower spine. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/emotional-labor-floral-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/emotional-labor-floral-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916702 This poster does emotional Labor. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/empowering-flaws-i-call-them-features-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/empowering-flaws-i-call-them-features-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916730 Flaws? I call them features. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/enlightenment-buffering-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/enlightenment-buffering-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916758 Enlightenment: buffering. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/enough-with-the-chilli-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/enough-with-the-chilli-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916774 Enough with the chilli. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/eulogy-i-actually-wrote-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/eulogy-i-actually-wrote-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916801 Wrote my own eulogy in the shower. It was the most attention I've paid to my life all year. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/existential-dread-subscription-renewed-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/existential-dread-subscription-renewed-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916820 EXISTENTIAL DREAD. SUBSCRIPTION RENEWED. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/family-meetings-should-come-with-mute-buttons-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/family-meetings-should-come-with-mute-buttons-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780647819 Family meetings should come with mute buttons. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/festive-af-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/festive-af-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916909 Festive af. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/finally-watered-the-plant-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/finally-watered-the-plant-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780648008 Finally watered the plant. Three weeks late. Took a photo for accountability. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/financial-advice-keep-crying-its-free-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/financial-advice-keep-crying-its-free-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916954 FINANCIAL ADVICE: KEEP CRYING. IT'S FREE. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/floral-apology-quote-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/floral-apology-quote-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917613 Our décor apologizes for our behavior. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/founder-visibly-delighted-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/founder-visibly-delighted-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780916996 Founder visibly delighted with new productivity initiative. Workforce visibly preparing résumés. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/four-hour-work-week-by-team-of-six-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/four-hour-work-week-by-team-of-six-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917022 Worked a four-hour week. Made possible by a team of six. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/four-percent-rule-someone-else-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/four-percent-rule-someone-else-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917053 The 4% rule was written for someone you are not. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/freed-from-storage-unit-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/freed-from-storage-unit-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917087 Finally freed myself from my storage unit. The objects didn't notice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/friendly-reminder-from-management-not-friendly-not-reminder-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/friendly-reminder-from-management-not-friendly-not-reminder-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917098 FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM MANAGEMENT. NOT FRIENDLY. NOT REMINDER. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/friendship-shift-third-cancel-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/friendship-shift-third-cancel-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917129 I knew our friendship had shifted. They cancelled three times and I didn't ask why. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/fun-my-house-may-contain-nuts-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/fun-my-house-may-contain-nuts-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917155 My house may contain nuts. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/functional-adult-certification-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/functional-adult-certification-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917186 Certified Functional Adult. Did the laundry. Renewed weekly. Issued by no one. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-accountability-coach-quote-framed-poster-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-in-your-choice-of-frame-size-1-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-accountability-coach-quote-framed-poster-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-in-your-choice-of-frame-size-1-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780649814 I'm an accountability coach. I hold you accountable for being a dipsh*t. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-allergic-to-nuts-warning-poster-bold-statement-art-in-various-sizes-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-allergic-to-nuts-warning-poster-bold-statement-art-in-various-sizes-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917222 I'm allergic to nuts so you need to walk away https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-body-piercing-quote-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-body-piercing-quote-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917248 Body piercings are great until someone chips a tooth https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-bookworm-tech-lover-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-bookworm-tech-lover-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917276 I don't like reading books. I can never swipe to the next page. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-cat-mom-vibe-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-cat-mom-vibe-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917308 My vibe? Just trying not to raise a feral adult. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-cheese-personality-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-cheese-personality-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917335 Your personality is like cheese — it gives me the sh*ts. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-couples-therapy-contribution-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-couples-therapy-contribution-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917375 This shirt is my couples therapy contribution https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-doesnt-exist-idea-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-doesnt-exist-idea-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917397 I never said your idea was bad. I wouldn't comment on something that doesn't exist. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-floral-what-the-actual-hell-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-floral-what-the-actual-hell-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917423 I whisper "What the actual hell" to myself at least 47 times a day. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-gardening-slogan-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-gardening-slogan-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917454 I got hoes — garden hoes https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-gym-barbell-squats-shots-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-gym-barbell-squats-shots-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917484 Squats? Thought you said shots. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-mom-life-mug-i-cant-my-kids-have-practice-again-a-must-have-for-busy-parents-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-mom-life-mug-i-cant-my-kids-have-practice-again-a-must-have-for-busy-parents-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917510 I can't. My kids have practice. Again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-mom-life-mug-yes-theyre-mine-no-i-dont-want-to-talk-about-it-ceramic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-mom-life-mug-yes-theyre-mine-no-i-dont-want-to-talk-about-it-ceramic-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917541 Yes, they're mine. No, I don't want to talk about it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-mom-life-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-mom-life-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917573 My kids think I'm mean. I call it effective. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-motherhood-quote-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-motherhood-quote-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917599 Motherhood: One long sigh with occasional snacks. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-my-ambition-has-trust-issues-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-my-ambition-has-trust-issues-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917640 My ambition has trust issues. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-parenting-coffee-mug-this-coffee-is-the-only-thing-keeping-me-from-gentle-parenting-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-parenting-coffee-mug-this-coffee-is-the-only-thing-keeping-me-from-gentle-parenting-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917674 This Coffee is the only thing keeping me from Gentle Parenting. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-pregnancy-humor-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-pregnancy-humor-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917705 Just because you didn't get her pregnant doesn't mean I did! https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-relationship-goals-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-relationship-goals-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917751 A toast to love, commitment, and pretending to agree on the thermostat. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-tin-foil-hat-snarky-statement-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-tin-foil-hat-snarky-statement-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917777 Sorry, I can't hear you with all the rustling from your tin foil hat. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/funny-wedding-wish-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/funny-wedding-wish-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917810 May your marriage outlast the group chat that planned it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/gangster-noir-special-skills-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/gangster-noir-special-skills-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917841 I have a special set of skills. None of them involve giving a sh*t about you. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/general-manager-of-nothing-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/general-manager-of-nothing-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780649335 General Manager. Specifically, of nothing. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genetics-inherited-warranty-void-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genetics-inherited-warranty-void-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917867 GENETICS: INHERITED. WARRANTY: VOID. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genx-cell-phones-leash-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genx-cell-phones-leash-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917896 Want 1995 back. Specifically the part where my boss could not reach me at 9:42 on a Sunday. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genx-dad-burn-genz-son-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genx-dad-burn-genz-son-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917928 Landed a genuine joke on my teenage son. He laughed. Now we may never recover. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genx-wfh-leash-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genx-wfh-leash-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917941 They said work from anywhere. They meant work from everywhere. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genz-undo-history-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genz-undo-history-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917973 If we could undo one thing in Gen Z's history. They would undo us asking. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/genz-when-first-phone-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/genz-when-first-phone-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780917998 First phone at five. First panic attack at six. The pipeline was efficient. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ghost-vacation-notice-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ghost-vacation-notice-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780649406 Ghost Vacation Notice: out of office, possibly. Reachable: not. Returning: yes, eventually. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/girlfriend-starts-smoking-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/girlfriend-starts-smoking-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918046 If your girlfriend starts smoking, ask why. The answer is probably you. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/goldfish-effect-notice-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/goldfish-effect-notice-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918062 Goldfish Effect: workload expands to fill every tool you adopt. Symptoms include enthusiasm followed by silence. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/good-vibes-bad-wi-fi-retro-quote-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/good-vibes-bad-wi-fi-retro-quote-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780989746 Good vibes, bad wi-fi. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/google-deepmind-unionize-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/google-deepmind-unionize-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918120 First we built the future. Now we are organising against it. The future has good HR. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/got-into-running-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/got-into-running-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918151 I got into running. Same way you get into debt. Slowly, then all at once. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/grandparents-deserving-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/grandparents-deserving-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918178 She asked if I thought her parents deserved to be grandparents. I asked for the bill. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/group-chat-quietly-died-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/group-chat-quietly-died-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918205 The group chat died on a Wednesday. No one noticed. Including me. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/gym-after-fat-kid-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/gym-after-fat-kid-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918250 Took the gym seriously. Got the body. Still flinch at vending machines. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/gym-motivation-one-rep-closer-to-sanity-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/gym-motivation-one-rep-closer-to-sanity-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918295 One rep closer to sanity. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hair-migrates-downward-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hair-migrates-downward-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918325 Men don't lose their hair - it just migrates downward https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hangover-now-takes-three-days-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hangover-now-takes-three-days-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918414 Hangover used to be a morning. Now it's a long weekend. The body keeps a calendar. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/have-you-logged-ticket-laptop-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/have-you-logged-ticket-laptop-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918443 Have You Logged A Ticket? https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hobby-love-and-frugality-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hobby-love-and-frugality-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918471 Hobby budget: $0. Hobby spent: $612. The intersection of love and frugality is mostly love. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hockey-fan-always-up-for-a-good-puck-pack-of-10-dynamic-sports-greeting-cards-us-ca-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hockey-fan-always-up-for-a-good-puck-pack-of-10-dynamic-sports-greeting-cards-us-ca-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918502 Hockey fan — always up for a good puck https://halfseriousprints.com/products/holding-the-baby-self-checkout-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/holding-the-baby-self-checkout-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918530 Held the baby. Used the self-checkout. Stole something. Did not notice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/holy-enough-petty-enough-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/holy-enough-petty-enough-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918573 Holy enough to care, petty enough to notice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/home-depot-peace-lily-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/home-depot-peace-lily-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780918604 $8 peace lily from Home Depot. Five years in. Has outlived two relationships. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/home-sweet-occasionally-clean-home-humorous-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/home-sweet-occasionally-clean-home-humorous-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780989764 Home' Sweet Occasionally Clean Home. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/hope-and-change-2008-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/hope-and-change-2008-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990025 Remember 2008. When we still believed it could be fixed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/household-savings-actually-spending-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/household-savings-actually-spending-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494371 Household Savings Account: Subscriptions, branded as discipline. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/how-it-works-thats-the-problem-white-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/how-it-works-thats-the-problem-white-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990085 This is how it works. That's the problem. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-amazing-view-of-your-tonsils-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-amazing-view-of-your-tonsils-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990128 Considering where your head is, you must have an amazing view of your tonsils. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-book-an-appointment-greeting-card-pack-make-them-laugh-for-any-occasion-eu-row-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-book-an-appointment-greeting-card-pack-make-them-laugh-for-any-occasion-eu-row-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990155 Book an appointment for me to give a sh*t. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-bossed-around-greeting-cards-pack-of-10-for-any-occasion-eu-row-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-bossed-around-greeting-cards-pack-of-10-for-any-occasion-eu-row-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990190 If I wanted to be bossed around I would have stayed married https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-conversations-greeting-card-pack-10-cards-for-any-occasion-eu-row-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-conversations-greeting-card-pack-10-cards-for-any-occasion-eu-row-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990222 Conversations with you should have a safe word https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-disposable-income-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-disposable-income-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990248 Do you have children? No, I have disposable income. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-doctors-office-quote-art-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-doctors-office-quote-art-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990288 One day my doctor will surprise me and warm his instruments. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-genetics-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-genetics-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990316 Relatives — proof that genes have humour https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-i-love-meetings-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/8832286752820-hero.png?v=1780643050 I love meetings that could've been emails. 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They get renamed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-seagull-manager-art-print-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-seagull-manager-art-print-classic-matte-paper-wooden-framed-poster-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780646327 Seagull manager flies in, sh*ts on everything then leaves hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-this-quote-is-working-harder-than-i-am-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-this-quote-is-working-harder-than-i-am-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990545 This quote is working harder than I am. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/humorous-wi-fi-connection-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/humorous-wi-fi-connection-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494378 Our wi-fi connects better than we do. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-am-bad-at-pretending-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-am-bad-at-pretending-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990617 I am bad at pretending. I am pretending I am not. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-am-every-woman-pissed-off-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-am-every-woman-pissed-off-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990650 I am every woman — pissed off. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-am-the-photo-album-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-am-the-photo-album-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990682 I am the photo album. Nine thousand pictures. None of them shared. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-bought-a-book-for-the-aesthetic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-bought-a-book-for-the-aesthetic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494379 Bought a book for the aesthetic. The aesthetic is unread. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-buy-the-snacks-with-the-good-fonts-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-buy-the-snacks-with-the-good-fonts-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990753 I buy the snacks with the good fonts. They taste the same. The fonts know. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-came-i-saw-i-left-early-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-came-i-saw-i-left-early-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990785 I came, I saw, I left early. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-aspirations-and-shoes-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-aspirations-and-shoes-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990817 I have aspirations. The shoes for them are still in the box. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-eight-tabs-open-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-eight-tabs-open-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494380 Eight tabs open. Three are duplicates. One I cannot identify. Two I am afraid to close. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-finished-the-internet-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-finished-the-internet-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990887 I have finished the internet. There is nothing left. I am still scrolling. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-special-needs-anti-idiot-slogan-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-special-needs-anti-idiot-slogan-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990918 I have special needs. I need you to not be an idiot. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-strong-opinions-about-bins-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-strong-opinions-about-bins-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494381 I have strong opinions about bins. This is the bin night era of my life. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-have-the-energy-but-not-the-will-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-have-the-energy-but-not-the-will-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780990982 I have the energy. I do not have the will. These are different. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-like-to-watch-retro-tv-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-like-to-watch-retro-tv-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991026 I Like to Watch https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-make-chaos-look-productive-bold-office-inspired-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-make-chaos-look-productive-bold-office-inspired-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991058 I make chaos look productive. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-offend-people-before-breakfast-humorous-graphic-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-offend-people-before-breakfast-humorous-graphic-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991084 I offend people before breakfast. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-was-the-emergency-contact-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-was-the-emergency-contact-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991120 I was the emergency contact. The emergency was emotional. They got me anyway. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/i-watered-the-fake-plant-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/i-watered-the-fake-plant-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991152 Watered the fake plant. It is doing well. So are we. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/if-you-get-a-pip-leave-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/if-you-get-a-pip-leave-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494383 A Performance Improvement Plan is a calendar. Not a plan. The calendar is for them. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/im-99-percent-tired-1-percent-done-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/im-99-percent-tired-1-percent-done-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991200 I'm 99% tired and 1% done. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/intelligent-life-not-aspirational-skull-variant-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/intelligent-life-not-aspirational-skull-variant-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494384 Intelligent Life Shouldn't Be Aspirational https://halfseriousprints.com/products/internship-how-many-of-you-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/internship-how-many-of-you-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991245 Eight hundred applications. Three interviews. One unpaid internship. They are calling it competitive. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/introvert-thing-or-mental-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/introvert-thing-or-mental-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494385 Is this an introvert thing or a mental health thing. (Both. The answer is always both.) https://halfseriousprints.com/products/intrusive-thoughts-currently-unrented-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/intrusive-thoughts-currently-unrented-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991291 INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. CURRENTLY UNRENTED. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/invisible-to-arrogant-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/invisible-to-arrogant-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494385 Spoke once. Got called arrogant. Will continue. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ipa-instant-personality-adjustment-funny-beer-graphic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ipa-instant-personality-adjustment-funny-beer-graphic-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991349 IPA: Instant Personality Adjustment https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ipa-over-pto-any-day-craft-beer-lovers-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ipa-over-pto-any-day-craft-beer-lovers-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991387 IPA over PTO any day. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/it-support-school-district-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/it-support-school-district-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494387 I called the school district IT desk. They told me to email the school district IT desk. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/its-a-teachable-moment-again-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/its-a-teachable-moment-again-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494387 It's a teachable moment. Again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/jfbi-just-f-cking-build-it-dynamic-framed-poster-ignite-your-drive-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/jfbi-just-f-cking-build-it-dynamic-framed-poster-ignite-your-drive-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991444 JFBI -just f*cking build it! https://halfseriousprints.com/products/jfdi-just-fucking-do-it-bold-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/jfdi-just-fucking-do-it-bold-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991479 JFDI — just f*cking do it! https://halfseriousprints.com/products/job-description-must-be-able-to-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/job-description-must-be-able-to-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494388 Job description, abridged: must be able to predict the future, perform miracles, and tolerate the founders. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/journalled-once-felt-worse-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/journalled-once-felt-worse-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991539 Journalled once. Felt worse. Stopped immediately. Highly recommend. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/just-reject-me-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/just-reject-me-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991568 I'm not asking you to hire me. I'm asking you to reject me before bedtime. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/keyboard-typing-the-same-emails-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/keyboard-typing-the-same-emails-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494390 Tactile linears with tape mod. PBT cherry profile. Custom artisan. Typing the same emails everyone else types. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/kindness-counts-as-core-work-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/kindness-counts-as-core-work-unisex-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780991627 Kindness counts as core work. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/laid-off-mostly-relieved-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/laid-off-mostly-relieved-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1781009992 Got laid off. Mostly relieved. Asking around to see if that's allowed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/landlords-art-class-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/landlords-art-class-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1781010020 My landlord painted the bedroom with a roller. Over the trim. Over the outlet. Over the spider. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/laptops-millennial-cringe-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/laptops-millennial-cringe-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1781010046 My laptop is now millennial cringe. I am writing this on it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/lawn-doing-its-best-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/lawn-doing-its-best-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494391 The lawn is doing its best. The lawn is failing. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/learning-piano-this-time-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/learning-piano-this-time-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494391 Learning piano. This time for real. Same as the last four times. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/lifestyle-choice-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/lifestyle-choice-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494391 Not laziness. Lifestyle choice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/literally-reading-my-personality-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/literally-reading-my-personality-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494391 You're literally reading my personality. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/little-prick-syringe-not-first-time-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/little-prick-syringe-not-first-time-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494392 Not the first time I've had a little prick shoot inside me https://halfseriousprints.com/products/living-room-or-home-office-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/living-room-or-home-office-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494392 Make the living room a home office. We weren't using it for living. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/logging-off-now-privilege-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/logging-off-now-privilege-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494393 Logging off used to be a verb. It is now a privilege. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/loser-at-twenty-the-club-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/loser-at-twenty-the-club-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780647915 Felt like a loser at twenty. Look me up at thirty. We have meetings. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/love-being-a-dad-and-also-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/love-being-a-dad-and-also-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494394 I love being a dad. Also: when did I last finish a sentence. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/love-in-every-season-receipt-floral-heart-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/love-in-every-season-receipt-floral-heart-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494394 Love in every Season (and every Receipt.) https://halfseriousprints.com/products/lovely-uk-translation-guide-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/lovely-uk-translation-guide-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494394 Lovely. (Translation: anywhere from 'I love you' to 'I will never speak to you again.') https://halfseriousprints.com/products/low-social-energy-funny-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/low-social-energy-funny-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494394 Do I look like I have social energy? https://halfseriousprints.com/products/main-character-background-vibes-funky-illustration-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/main-character-background-vibes-funky-illustration-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494395 Main character, background vibes. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/main-character-energy-villain-budget-comic-style-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/main-character-energy-villain-budget-comic-style-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494395 Main character energy. Villain budget. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/manager-on-pto-restructure-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/manager-on-pto-restructure-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780646110 Out of office. Back Monday. The org chart will not be the same. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/manchild-quarterly-review-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/manchild-quarterly-review-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494396 Subject: Manchild. Status: Underperforming. Recommendation: Continue. He cannot be helped. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/manifests-irony-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/manifests-irony-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494396 This print manifests irony https://halfseriousprints.com/products/manufactured-nostalgia-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/manufactured-nostalgia-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494396 Manufactured Nostalgia— Limited edition. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/matcha-bank-cleanse-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/matcha-bank-cleanse-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494397 Bought ceremonial-grade matcha. Bank account: also on cleanse. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/may-day-baskets-quietly-stopped-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/may-day-baskets-quietly-stopped-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494398 We just quietly stopped doing May Day baskets. No vote. No announcement. We just stopped. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/melbourne-landlord-standard-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/melbourne-landlord-standard-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494397 Melbourne rental: nine hundred a week, mould as a feature, the kitchen counts as a hallway. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/meme-aging-poorly-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/meme-aging-poorly-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494397 Meme about to age poorly. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mentally-at-home-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/mentally-at-home-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494398 Mentally at home, physically at this event. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mentally-buffering-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/mentally-buffering-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494398 Mentally Still buffering. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/micro-retirement-eighteen-months-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/micro-retirement-eighteen-months-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494400 Eighteen months off. Reason: yes. The body remembers what stopping feels like. The calendar, eventually, will too. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/middle-age-on-time-we-were-late-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/middle-age-on-time-we-were-late-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494400 Middle age came on time. We were running late. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/middle-manager-hard-pass-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/middle-manager-hard-pass-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780646209 Position: Middle Manager. Status: Hard Pass. Reason: I have seen the meetings. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimal-impact-maximal-personality-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/minimal-impact-maximal-personality-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494399 Minimal impact, maximal personality. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimal-waste-maximum-drama-eco-chic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/minimal-waste-maximum-drama-eco-chic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494400 Minimal Waste, Maximum Drama. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimalist-abstract-art-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/minimalist-abstract-art-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494400 Together we make one functional adult. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimalist-not-innocent-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/minimalist-not-innocent-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494401 Minimalist, not innocent. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/minimalist-social-battery-graphic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/minimalist-social-battery-graphic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494403 Social battery: 3%. Please stand by. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mom-brain-rainbow-lightweight-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/mom-brain-rainbow-lightweight-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494402 Mom Brain. Like Google, but slower and more emotional. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mortgage-is-just-rent-with-extra-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/mortgage-is-just-rent-with-extra-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494403 Mortgage is just rent. Plus a thirty-year contract. Plus the maintenance. Plus the regret. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/motherhood-10-hugs-90-logistics-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/motherhood-10-hugs-90-logistics-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494402 Motherhood: 10% hugs, 90% Logistics. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/motherhood-the-unpaid-internship-funny-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/motherhood-the-unpaid-internship-funny-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494403 Motherhood: the unpaid internship I never applied for. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/motivational-volume-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/motivational-volume-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780649912 It's not yelling if it's motivational volume. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/moved-out-when-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/moved-out-when-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494403 Moved out at 22. Moved back at 35. Different reasons. Same room. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/multitasking-stressing-procrastinating-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/multitasking-stressing-procrastinating-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494403 I'm multitasking: stressing and procrastinating. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/mum-said-no-case-closed-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/mum-said-no-case-closed-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494404 Mum said no. Case closed. Appeal denied. Ruling: final and beyond mortal challenge. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-first-ai-told-me-to-ask-my-mom-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-first-ai-told-me-to-ask-my-mom-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494404 My first AI told me to ask my mom. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-last-nerve-just-filed-for-bankruptcy-humorous-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-last-nerve-just-filed-for-bankruptcy-humorous-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494405 My last nerve just filed for bankruptcy. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-major-stress-funny-college-student-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-major-stress-funny-college-student-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494405 My major? Stress. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-parenting-aesthetic-mild-panic-with-humor-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-parenting-aesthetic-mild-panic-with-humor-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494418 This is my parenting aesthetic: mild panic with a side of humor. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-patience-level-is-buffering-funny-mom-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-patience-level-is-buffering-funny-mom-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494417 My patience level is currently buffering.. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-patience-ran-off-floral-frame-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-patience-ran-off-floral-frame-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494417 My Patience ran off without leaving a note. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-plant-is-shy-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-plant-is-shy-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494417 I have decided my plant is shy. The alternative is that I'm a bad caretaker. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-pre-workout-is-fear-gym-lover-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-pre-workout-is-fear-gym-lover-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494417 My pre-workout is fear. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/my-stethoscope-hears-drama-too-funny-doctor-nurse-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/my-stethoscope-hears-drama-too-funny-doctor-nurse-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494417 My Stethoscope Hears Drama Too. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nan-thinks-i-wont-work-twice-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nan-thinks-i-wont-work-twice-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494419 Nan thinks I'll never work again. She's been right twice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nature-called-sent-to-voicemail-eco-chic-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nature-called-sent-to-voicemail-eco-chic-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494419 Nature called – I sent it to voicemail. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/naughty-or-nice-christmas-humor-mug-dear-santa-define-good-choose-your-ceramic-color-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/naughty-or-nice-christmas-humor-mug-dear-santa-define-good-choose-your-ceramic-color-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494419 Dear Santa, — define — “GOOD.” https://halfseriousprints.com/products/naughty-with-administrative-privileges-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/naughty-with-administrative-privileges-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494419 Naughty with Administrative Privileges. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/needed-help-buying-a-hat-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/needed-help-buying-a-hat-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494420 I asked the internet for help buying a hat. Three weeks later: still no hat. Many opinions. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/networking-without-friends-none-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/networking-without-friends-none-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494420 Networking advice for people without friends: there is none. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/never-ending-story-out-of-print-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/never-ending-story-out-of-print-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494421 Found a beautiful old book called The Never Ending Story. Out of print since 1987. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/new-year-same-sh-t-cuter-font-funny-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/new-year-same-sh-t-cuter-font-funny-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494421 New year, same sh★t-cuter font. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nihilistic-penguin-truth-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nihilistic-penguin-truth-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494421 The penguin sees you trying. The penguin is unimpressed. The penguin remembers nothing. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/no-longer-seeking-fine-thanks-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/no-longer-seeking-fine-thanks-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494422 I am no longer seeking love. I am seeking a kettle that boils faster. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/no-more-kings-but-queens-can-slay-boots-mama-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/no-more-kings-but-queens-can-slay-boots-mama-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494422 No more kings. But queens can slay the house down, boots mama. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/no-pain-no-champagne-empowering-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/no-pain-no-champagne-empowering-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494421 No pain, no champagne. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/no-success-with-dating-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/no-success-with-dating-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494424 Asked the internet if anyone else was having no success with dating. Replies came in for a year. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nostalgia-hits-harder-than-reality-retro-script-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nostalgia-hits-harder-than-reality-retro-script-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494423 Nostalgia hits Harder than Reality https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nostalgia-with-side-effects-retro-floral-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nostalgia-with-side-effects-retro-floral-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494423 Nostalgia with side effects. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/not-shy-just-done-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/not-shy-just-done-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494423 I'm not shy, I'm just done. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/not-today-algorithm-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/not-today-algorithm-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494424 Not today, algorithm. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nothing-happened-today-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nothing-happened-today-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494424 Nothing happened today. The record reflects this. The record is exhausted. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nothing-is-personal-motivational-quote-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nothing-is-personal-motivational-quote-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494425 Nothing is personal except the consequences https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nurse-not-a-magician-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nurse-not-a-magician-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494425 I'm a nurse, not a magician. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/nursing-because-punching-people-is-frowned-upon-humorous-comic-style-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/nursing-because-punching-people-is-frowned-upon-humorous-comic-style-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494426 Nursing because punching people is frowned upon. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/old-internet-still-dying-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/old-internet-still-dying-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494426 The old internet is still dying. It's been dying since 2007. It will be dying when I am dead. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/one-friend-podcast-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/one-friend-podcast-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494425 I have one friend. They're a podcast. The friendship is parasocial but functional. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/one-weird-trick-for-everything-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/one-weird-trick-for-everything-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494426 I have one weird trick for inflation, layoffs, and climate change. The trick is I do not know what I am talking about. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/opening-paragraph-solid-paragraph-four-concerning-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/opening-paragraph-solid-paragraph-four-concerning-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494427 OPENING PARAGRAPH SOLID. PARAGRAPH FOUR? CONCERNING. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/opening-remarks-by-extroverts-again-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/opening-remarks-by-extroverts-again-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494427 OPENING REMARKS BY EXTROVERTS. AGAIN. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/our-love-language-is-roasting-playful-ceramic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/our-love-language-is-roasting-playful-ceramic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494427 Our love language is roasting. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/overthinking-a-memoir-still-on-the-title-funny-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/overthinking-a-memoir-still-on-the-title-funny-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494427 Overthinking: A Memoir. Still on the title. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/paradise-medication-strong-enough-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/paradise-medication-strong-enough-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494428 I can't take you to paradise, I can't get medication strong enough. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/parent-retired-referee-current-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/parent-retired-referee-current-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494428 PARENT (RETIRED). REFEREE (CURRENT). https://halfseriousprints.com/products/parenthood-the-art-of-repeating-yourself-funny-quote-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/parenthood-the-art-of-repeating-yourself-funny-quote-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494430 Parenthood: the art of repeating yourself until you lose the will to live. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/parenting-on-pints-and-prayers-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/parenting-on-pints-and-prayers-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494429 Parenting on pints and prayers. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/parents-arrived-with-snacks-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/parents-arrived-with-snacks-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494430 Parents arrived with snacks. Their snacks. From their fridge. In our kitchen. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/peace-love-low-resolution-memories-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/peace-love-low-resolution-memories-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494429 Peace, love, and low-resolution memories. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/permanent-wfh-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/permanent-wfh-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780646161 Permanent work from home. We closed the office. We are still in meetings. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/personality-impossible-you-dont-have-one-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/personality-impossible-you-dont-have-one-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494431 People tell you they don't like your personality. That's impossible. You don't have one. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/personality-trait-coping-mechanism-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/personality-trait-coping-mechanism-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494431 Used to call it a personality trait. Now I call it the deposit on my therapy. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/perth-to-melbourne-reasons-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/perth-to-melbourne-reasons-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494432 Reasons not to move to Melbourne from Perth: weather, rent, the smug. Reasons to: same. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/petty-nostalgia-movie-reels-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/petty-nostalgia-movie-reels-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494432 Petty nostalgia: I miss when movies arrived to the cinema by truck. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/plans-tonight-absolutely-not-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/plans-tonight-absolutely-not-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494432 Plans tonight? Absolutely not. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/plot-twist-i-cared-once-sarcastic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/plot-twist-i-cared-once-sarcastic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494432 Plot twist: I cared once. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/pop-art-diva-you-deserved-it-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/pop-art-diva-you-deserved-it-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494433 If you felt a pinch, it's because you deserved it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/post-modern-and-under-caffeinated-mug-your-go-to-ceramic-cup-in-multiple-colors-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/post-modern-and-under-caffeinated-mug-your-go-to-ceramic-cup-in-multiple-colors-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494434 Post-modern and under-caffeinated. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/posting-under-the-influence-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/posting-under-the-influence-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494433 Posting under the influence. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/powered-by-charts-caffeine-questionable-decisions-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/powered-by-charts-caffeine-questionable-decisions-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494434 Powered by charts, caffeine, and questionable decisions. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/powered-by-deadlines-and-denial-humorous-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/powered-by-deadlines-and-denial-humorous-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494434 Powered by deadlines and denial. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/professionally-tired-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/professionally-tired-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494434 Professionally tired. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/proudest-moment-houseplant-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/proudest-moment-houseplant-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494435 Proudest moment of 2026: a houseplant I forgot about decided to live anyway. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ps-test-stress-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ps-test-stress-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494435 P-plate test next week. I have been driving for fifteen years. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/psychological-warm-up-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/psychological-warm-up-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494436 My Warm-Up is Psychological. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quiet-cracking-quarterly-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/quiet-cracking-quarterly-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494436 Q2 Performance Note: Employee continues to crack quietly, on schedule, within budget. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quit-dating-apps-last-straw-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/quit-dating-apps-last-straw-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494436 Quit the apps. Met someone in real life. She also met me on the apps. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quit-job-and-i-regret-it-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/quit-job-and-i-regret-it-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494436 Quit the job. Regret nothing. Regret everything. Both. At once. Forever. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quit-smoking-yet-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/quit-smoking-yet-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494437 Quit smoking. Took up worrying. Saved on lighters. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/quit-without-notice-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/quit-without-notice-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494438 Two weeks notice is for people who got two weeks notice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/raffle-system-broke-me-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/raffle-system-broke-me-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494438 Set five alarms for the artisan raffle. Did not win. Did not stop. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/redundant-o-ohio-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/redundant-o-ohio-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494438 Country with a redundant 'o' https://halfseriousprints.com/products/refreshing-the-spreadsheet-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/refreshing-the-spreadsheet-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494438 I refresh the spreadsheet. Nothing has changed. I refresh again. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/relocate-or-terminate-memo-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/relocate-or-terminate-memo-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494438 Memorandum: Relocate to HQ by stated date, or accept termination at-will. Sincerely, the building. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/rent-and-groceries-a-romance-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/rent-and-groceries-a-romance-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494439 Rent and Groceries: A Romance. Two costs that, against all odds, I keep current with. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/replace-with-ai-illegal-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/replace-with-ai-illegal-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494440 Some countries make it illegal to fire you and replace you with a chatbot. We are not in those countries. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/replied-all-by-accident-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/replied-all-by-accident-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494440 Replied all. Once. On purpose. Now they all reply all forever. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/resenteeism-dept-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/resenteeism-dept-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494440 Quietly quitting loudly https://halfseriousprints.com/products/resenteeism-performance-review-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/resenteeism-performance-review-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494440 Performance Review: Resenteeism. Showing up: yes. Caring: visibly not. Promotion: declined in advance. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/respectfully-go-away-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/respectfully-go-away-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494440 Please go away. Respectfully. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/restructure-the-hierarchy-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/restructure-the-hierarchy-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494441 Lady managers: same job. Same hours. Half the credit. Twice the calendar invites. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-cassette-playlist-has-wrinkles-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-cassette-playlist-has-wrinkles-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494441 My playlist has wrinkles. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-mixtape-bad-decisions-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-mixtape-bad-decisions-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494442 Raised on mixtapes and bad decisions. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-my-attitude-is-analog-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-my-attitude-is-analog-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494442 My attitude is analog. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-pixel-pc-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-pixel-pc-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494442 Still buffering since 1999. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-pop-art-style-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-pop-art-style-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494443 Printed retro for your modern scroll. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-process-was-followed-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-process-was-followed-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494444 Process was followed. Outcome ignored. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-smiley-face-smiling-it-confuses-everyone-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-smiley-face-smiling-it-confuses-everyone-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494444 Smiling — it confuses everyone. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-sorry-im-late-graphic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-sorry-im-late-graphic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494445 Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-sunset-please-cancel-plans-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-sunset-please-cancel-plans-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494444 Please cancel plans. I beg. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-sunset-robot-pilot-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-sunset-robot-pilot-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494444 My sympathy ran three shifts ago. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-sunset-yes-i-talk-to-my-pet-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-sunset-yes-i-talk-to-my-pet-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494445 Yes, I talk to my pet like a person. Fight me. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-surviving-by-luck-graphic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-surviving-by-luck-graphic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494446 I'm majoring in surviving by luck. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-tech-built-before-auto-correct-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-tech-built-before-auto-correct-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494446 Built before auto-correct. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/retro-vibe-born-in-the-wrong-decade-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/retro-vibe-born-in-the-wrong-decade-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494447 Born in the wrong decade, stuck in traffic anyway. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/role-senior-experience-humbled-calibre-applicant-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/role-senior-experience-humbled-calibre-applicant-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494447 ROLE: SENIOR. EXPERIENCE: HUMBLED. CALIBRE: APPLICANT. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/round-trip-paid-in-promises-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/round-trip-paid-in-promises-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494447 Two-hundred-mile round trip. To a job that pays in promises. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/routine-is-just-the-chore-ive-forgotten-the-longest-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/routine-is-just-the-chore-ive-forgotten-the-longest-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494447 Routine is just the chore I have forgotten the longest. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/rto-headphones-alone-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/rto-headphones-alone-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494448 Drove fifty minutes to put my headphones on and ignore the same people I ignored from home. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/running-on-caffeine-panic-deadlines-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/running-on-caffeine-panic-deadlines-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494448 Running on caffeine, panic & deadlines. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/running-on-caffeine-vibes-and-academic-regret-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/running-on-caffeine-vibes-and-academic-regret-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494449 Running on caffeine, vibes, and academic regret. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/running-the-company-more-efficiently-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/running-the-company-more-efficiently-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494449 We're letting you go as part of our continued effort to run the company without you in particular. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/saint-ish-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/saint-ish-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494449 Saint ish. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sales-dont-matter-said-the-manager-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sales-dont-matter-said-the-manager-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494450 Sales don't matter. Said the manager taking credit for them. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sarcastic-heart-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sarcastic-heart-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494450 Love is patient— —I’m not. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sarcastic-since-dial-up-funny-retro-mug-white-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sarcastic-since-dial-up-funny-retro-mug-white-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494450 Sarcastic since dial-up. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sat-down-to-relax-immediately-tense-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sat-down-to-relax-immediately-tense-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494451 Sat down to relax. Immediately tense. The couch knows. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/saturday-felt-like-a-tuesday-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/saturday-felt-like-a-tuesday-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494451 Saturday felt like a Tuesday. Tuesday felt like a Tuesday. So did Friday. Something is wrong with the week. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sausages-best-by-date-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sausages-best-by-date-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494451 Sausages should not have a 'Best By' date. We have made our peace with what they are. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/saved-search-craigslist-ten-years-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/saved-search-craigslist-ten-years-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494452 Have a saved Craigslist search for a couch I will never buy. Ten years strong. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/saw-a-deer-on-the-commute-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/saw-a-deer-on-the-commute-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494452 Saw a deer on the way to work. Talked about it for six months. Nothing else has happened. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/scotch-solves-80-of-my-small-talk-humorous-whiskey-lovers-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/scotch-solves-80-of-my-small-talk-humorous-whiskey-lovers-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494452 Scotch solves 80% of my small talk. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/scrolled-past-the-news-on-purpose-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/scrolled-past-the-news-on-purpose-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494452 Scrolled past the news on purpose. Will pretend it didn't happen. It did. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/second-baby-spreadsheet-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/second-baby-spreadsheet-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494453 We did the spreadsheet on having a second. The spreadsheet said please consult a fortune teller. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/selective-hearing-survival-skill-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/selective-hearing-survival-skill-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780649751 I practice selective hearing, it's a survival skill. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/self-aware-sarcastic-quote-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/self-aware-sarcastic-quote-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494454 Self-aware enough to know it's not helping https://halfseriousprints.com/products/senior-vice-president-of-circling-back-comic-style-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/senior-vice-president-of-circling-back-comic-style-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494454 Senior vice president of circling back https://halfseriousprints.com/products/shift-careers-every-three-years-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/shift-careers-every-three-years-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494454 I shift careers every three years. Each one was supposed to be the one I rest in. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/shift-survived-badge-still-attached-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/shift-survived-badge-still-attached-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494455 Shift survived. Barely. Badge still attached. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/should-i-pivot-to-ai-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/should-i-pivot-to-ai-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494462 Should I pivot to AI? Is this asking 'should I be employed in 2027?' Yes, that is what I am asking. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/should-i-stay-or-go-spreadsheet-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/should-i-stay-or-go-spreadsheet-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494462 Should I stay or go? Spreadsheet says yes. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/showed-up-to-the-meeting-camera-off-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/showed-up-to-the-meeting-camera-off-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494462 Camera off. Mic off. Listening with my body slumped and my eyes closed. Fully present. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/skipped-the-skip-the-call-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/skipped-the-skip-the-call-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780649658 I declined the meeting. Got invited to a smaller meeting. About the meeting I declined. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/smarter-child-was-the-peak-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/smarter-child-was-the-peak-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494462 SmarterChild was our peak. We've been managing decline ever since. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/social-battery-three-percent-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/social-battery-three-percent-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494462 Social battery: 3%. Plans: declined. Reason: low power mode active. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/socializing-is-my-toxic-trait-retro-bubble-letter-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/socializing-is-my-toxic-trait-retro-bubble-letter-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494464 Socializing is my toxic trait. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/socially-self-monitoring-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/socially-self-monitoring-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494464 Spent the entire dinner monitoring myself socially. Said about three things. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/some-call-it-chaos-i-call-it-parenting-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/some-call-it-chaos-i-call-it-parenting-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494464 Some call it chaos, I call it my parenting strategy. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/space-ghost-coast-to-coast-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/space-ghost-coast-to-coast-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494465 Television peaked when a cartoon villain interviewed Björk and nobody told the audience why. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/speak-your-mind-boldly-i-can-hear-just-fine-speak-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/speak-your-mind-boldly-i-can-hear-just-fine-speak-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494464 I can hear just fine. Speak. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/spiritual-but-still-side-eyeing-mug-your-sassy-daily-ritual-in-white-ceramic-or-more-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/spiritual-but-still-side-eyeing-mug-your-sassy-daily-ritual-in-white-ceramic-or-more-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494464 Spiritual but still side-eyeing. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/spiritually-pending-update-boho-chic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/spiritually-pending-update-boho-chic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494465 Spiritually: pending update. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/spoiler-im-always-right-fun-retro-bubble-letter-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/spoiler-im-always-right-fun-retro-bubble-letter-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494466 Spoiler: I'm always right, even when I'm not. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sponsored-by-overthinking-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sponsored-by-overthinking-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494466 Sponsored by Overthinking https://halfseriousprints.com/products/squirter-retro-sunset-watergun-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/squirter-retro-sunset-watergun-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494466 Squirter https://halfseriousprints.com/products/standing-desk-still-sitting-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/standing-desk-still-sitting-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494467 Bought the standing desk. Have not stood once. Excellent investment. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/still-here-still-saving-everyone-bold-statement-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/still-here-still-saving-everyone-bold-statement-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494467 Still here. Still underpaid. Still saving everyone. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/still-not-sure-why-est-2026-back-in-office-humorous-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/still-not-sure-why-est-2026-back-in-office-humorous-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494467 Office. Still not sure why. Est. 2026. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/still-raising-humans-on-wi-fi-and-wine-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/still-raising-humans-on-wi-fi-and-wine-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494468 Still Raising Humans on Wi-Fi and Wine. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/still-right-sarcastic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/still-right-sarcastic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494469 Agreed to disagree. I'm still right. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/strong-opinion-from-podcast-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/strong-opinion-from-podcast-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494468 I have very strong opinions. They were given to me free of charge by a podcast. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/successful-with-adhd-survey-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/successful-with-adhd-survey-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494469 What worked for me: a fear of consequences, three calendars, and a friend who texts me at 8. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sunday-anxiety-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sunday-anxiety-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494469 Saturday is for resting. Sunday is for resting badly. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sunlight-soil-sarcasm-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sunlight-soil-sarcasm-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494469 Sunlight, Soil, Sarcasm. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/sunscreen-scrotum-face-warning-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/sunscreen-scrotum-face-warning-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494470 Wear sunscreen. No one wants a face that looks like a scrotum. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/surviving-on-ramen-regret-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/surviving-on-ramen-regret-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494471 Surviving on ramen & regret. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/synergy-humans-ai-fail-together-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/synergy-humans-ai-fail-together-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494470 Memorandum: Synergy. Humans and AI fail together. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/teenage-driver-other-people-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/teenage-driver-other-people-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494471 My kid is now driving. Every other parent is suddenly the problem. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/teeth-fight-skincare-routine-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/teeth-fight-skincare-routine-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494471 Could not get him to brush his teeth. Could get him to do a five-step skincare routine. He is six. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/temporary-car-permanent-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/temporary-car-permanent-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494472 Bought a temporary car. That was eleven years ago. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/text-from-mom-okay-no-question-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/text-from-mom-okay-no-question-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494473 Mom texted to ask if I was okay. There was no question mark. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-baby-judges-quietly-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-baby-judges-quietly-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494472 The baby judges quietly. We will know in twenty years. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-car-did-it-by-itself-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-car-did-it-by-itself-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494473 Local news: the car drove itself into the pedestrian. (The driver was a passenger in their own life, apparently.) https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-cardio-was-the-commute-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-cardio-was-the-commute-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494473 The cardio was the commute. The commute is over. So is the cardio. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-cat-runs-the-room-now-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-cat-runs-the-room-now-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494473 The cat runs the room now. The room agrees. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-couch-was-not-the-problem-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-couch-was-not-the-problem-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494473 Bought a new couch. The couch was not the problem. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-doctor-asked-how-i-felt-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-doctor-asked-how-i-felt-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494474 The doctor asked how I felt. I had not considered it. We agreed to follow up. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-dog-knows-i-am-pretending-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-dog-knows-i-am-pretending-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494475 The dog knows I am pretending to work. The dog has not told anyone. Yet. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-fridge-has-opinions-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-fridge-has-opinions-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494475 The fridge has opinions. None of them are about food. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-friend-who-knows-restaurants-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-friend-who-knows-restaurants-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494475 Some friends know restaurants. The rest of us pay for them. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-friendly-reminder-is-not-friendly-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-friendly-reminder-is-not-friendly-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494476 Friendly reminder is the most hostile phrase in the language. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-group-text-has-tiers-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-group-text-has-tiers-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494476 The group text has tiers. I am in two of them. One is for nothing. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-houseplant-survived-a-vacation-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-houseplant-survived-a-vacation-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494477 The houseplant survived the vacation. It did not survive me coming back. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-man-on-the-lawn-the-lawn-is-a-metaphor-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-man-on-the-lawn-the-lawn-is-a-metaphor-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494477 I AM NOW THE MAN ON THE LAWN. THE LAWN IS A METAPHOR. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-meeting-could-have-been-asynchronous-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-meeting-could-have-been-asynchronous-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494477 This meeting could have been asynchronous. Like the last one. We will meet about it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-meeting-was-a-status-update-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-meeting-was-a-status-update-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494477 The meeting was a status update. The status update was a meeting. We attended both. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-passwords-have-grown-up-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-passwords-have-grown-up-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494477 The passwords have grown up. They have their own questions now. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-printer-can-tell-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-printer-can-tell-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494478 The printer can tell when something matters. That is when it stops. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-quiet-app-loud-with-purpose-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-quiet-app-loud-with-purpose-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494480 The quiet app got loud. It has purpose now. We were warned. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-real-currency-was-favours-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-real-currency-was-favours-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494480 We were told money would be the issue. The issue is favours. There is no exchange rate. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-receipts-multiply-without-consent-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-receipts-multiply-without-consent-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494479 The receipts multiply without consent. They have a calendar. I am not on it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-self-help-stack-by-bed-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-self-help-stack-by-bed-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494480 The self-help stack by the bed. None opened. All purchased. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-spreadsheet-knows-where-i-am-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-spreadsheet-knows-where-i-am-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494480 The spreadsheet knows where I am. The boss does not. We are happy. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-state-disagrees-respectfully-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-state-disagrees-respectfully-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494480 The state disagrees with you, respectfully. The disagreement carries weight. The respect is structural. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-thank-you-card-list-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-thank-you-card-list-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494481 The thank-you card list. Updated quarterly. Nobody knows it exists. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-towel-belongs-to-the-floor-now-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-towel-belongs-to-the-floor-now-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494481 The towel belongs to the floor now. We do not discuss this. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/the-vacuum-is-an-event-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/the-vacuum-is-an-event-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494482 The vacuum is an event. We will mention it for days. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/therapy-booked-floral-quote-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/therapy-booked-floral-quote-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494481 A quote because therapy was booked. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/therapy-free-parenting-quote-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/therapy-free-parenting-quote-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494482 Doing my best to raise people who don't need therapy. - Too often. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/they-said-ai-would-help-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/they-said-ai-would-help-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494482 They said AI would help. They were not specific about who. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/things-i-know-about-cycling-shoes-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/things-i-know-about-cycling-shoes-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494483 Things I know about cycling shoes. Things I do not know about my own retirement plan. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/things-i-said-going-to-bed-early-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/things-i-said-going-to-bed-early-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494483 Things I said tonight: 'I'll just check one thing.' Things I have done: not gone to bed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/things-that-used-to-be-cheap-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/things-that-used-to-be-cheap-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494483 Things that used to be cheap. A list. Complete. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/this-counts-as-decorating-floral-mug-whimsical-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/this-counts-as-decorating-floral-mug-whimsical-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494483 This counts as decorating. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/this-quote-pays-rent-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/this-quote-pays-rent-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494483 This quote pays rent. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/threat-is-the-job-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/threat-is-the-job-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494484 He threatens to fire me weekly. The threat is the job. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/three-constants-boomer-entitlement-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/three-constants-boomer-entitlement-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494485 There are 3 constants in the universe: death, taxes, and boomer entitlement. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/three-days-six-weeks-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/three-days-six-weeks-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494485 The AI did your job in three days. The email took six weeks. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/ticket-closed-problem-resolved-fantasy-comes-true-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/ticket-closed-problem-resolved-fantasy-comes-true-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494485 Ticket closed. Problem resolved. Fantasy comes true. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/toddler-not-actually-sleeping-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/toddler-not-actually-sleeping-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494486 He's quiet upstairs. This is news, not relief. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/told-ourselves-card-was-cash-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/told-ourselves-card-was-cash-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494486 We told ourselves the card was just cash. The card disagreed. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/too-glam-to-answer-emails-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/too-glam-to-answer-emails-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494486 'Too glam to answer emails. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/too-vintage-to-care-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/too-vintage-to-care-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494488 Too vintage to care. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/too-vintage-to-function-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/too-vintage-to-function-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494488 Too Vintage to function. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/took-up-knitting-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/took-up-knitting-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494488 Took up knitting. Bought enough yarn for a sweater. Made one sock. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/twins-and-a-sick-toddler-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/twins-and-a-sick-toddler-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494487 Twins in a sleep regression. Toddler sick. The job said please respond to this thread by EOD. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/two-working-parents-advice-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/two-working-parents-advice-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494488 Both working. Two children. The advice is that there is no advice. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/uk-cost-of-living-iran-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/uk-cost-of-living-iran-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494489 Worried that a war will make food more expensive. Was already worried that food was already expensive. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/uniqlo-everything-but-the-soul-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/uniqlo-everything-but-the-soul-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494490 Replaced my wardrobe with one brand. Replaced my friends with one app. The simplification continues. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/unisex-i-like-people-in-theory-graphic-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/unisex-i-like-people-in-theory-graphic-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494489 I like people... in theory. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/unoptimized-hobbies-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/unoptimized-hobbies-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494490 I miss when a hobby was a thing you did and not a brand you built. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/velcro-wallet-net-worth-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/velcro-wallet-net-worth-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494490 My peak net worth was a Velcro wallet with eight dollars in it. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/verbal-resignation-monologue-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/verbal-resignation-monologue-editorial-serif-hero.png?v=1780646054 I quit. Not today. Not next month. But every time someone schedules a meeting that could've been an email, my soul rehearses the speech. hero mockup https://halfseriousprints.com/products/vibe-code-repair-service-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/vibe-code-repair-service-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494491 Vibe Code Repair Service. Established yesterday. We fix your vibes. Results not guaranteed but felt. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/vintage-comfort-dept-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/vintage-comfort-dept-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494491 Personal Comfort Dept. Est. Whenever. Member Since Always. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/vintage-nurse-powered-by-coffee-chaos-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/vintage-nurse-powered-by-coffee-chaos-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494491 Powered by coffee, controlled substances. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/vintage-productivity-clock-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/vintage-productivity-clock-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494492 3 Hours. Zero Output. Department of Delayed Productivity. Active Since Sunrise. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/water-bottle-sentience-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/water-bottle-sentience-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494492 Have eight water bottles. Drink from none. Each one judges me from a different surface. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/we-call-it-love-the-neighbors-call-it-noise-playful-statement-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/we-call-it-love-the-neighbors-call-it-noise-playful-statement-lightweight-unisex-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494493 We call it love. The neighbors call it noise. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/we-discussed-it-into-the-ground-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/we-discussed-it-into-the-ground-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494493 We discussed it into the ground. 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Do not need them. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/wfh-stress-investments-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/wfh-stress-investments-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494496 Best things I bought to fix WFH stress: a walking pad, a standing desk, a small plant. The job is the same. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/what-do-they-actually-do-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/what-do-they-actually-do-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494496 I have worked beside this person for two years. I do not know what they do. I am not sure they do. https://halfseriousprints.com/products/when-do-husbands-grow-up-editorial-serif 2026-06-13T16:47:10+10:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0757/0079/7492/files/when-do-husbands-grow-up-editorial-serif.png?v=1779494496 When do husbands grow up. (No one knows. 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