Just the Line — Words Only

JFBI -just f*cking build it!

It's a teachable moment. Again.

IPA: Instant Personality Adjustment

Spoke once. Got called arrogant. Will continue.

INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS. CURRENTLY UNRENTED.

Intelligent Life Shouldn't Be Aspirational

I'm 99% tired and 1% done.

Watered the fake plant. It is doing well. So are we.

I offend people before breakfast.

I make chaos look productive.

I have the energy. I do not have the will. These are different.

I have special needs. I need you to not be an idiot.

I have aspirations. The shoes for them are still in the box.

I came, I saw, I left early.

Bought a book for the aesthetic. The aesthetic is unread.

I am the photo album. Nine thousand pictures. None of them shared.

I am every woman — pissed off.

I am bad at pretending. I am pretending I am not.

Our wi-fi connects better than we do.

This quote is working harder than I am.

Seagull manager flies in, sh*ts on everything then leaves

Problems don't get fixed. They get renamed.

Praying for patience I won't use.