Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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This design's older than your attention span -
Any scrapes from all that knuckle dragging? -
Intelligent life. Let me know when you find it. -
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. -
I love meetings that could've been emails. -
Relatives — proof that genes have humour -
One day my doctor will surprise me and warm his instruments. -
Do you have children? No, I have disposable income. -
Conversations with you should have a safe word -
If I wanted to be bossed around I would have stayed married -
Book an appointment for me to give a sh*t. -
This is how it works. That's the problem. -
Household Savings Account: Subscriptions, branded as discipline. -
Remember 2008. When we still believed it could be fixed. -
Home' Sweet Occasionally Clean Home. -
Holy enough to care, petty enough to notice. -
Hockey fan — always up for a good puck -
Have You Logged A Ticket? -
Men don't lose their hair - it just migrates downward -
One rep closer to sanity. -
The group chat died on a Wednesday. No one noticed. Including me. -
Good vibes, bad wi-fi. -
They said work from anywhere. They meant work from everywhere. -
GENETICS: INHERITED. WARRANTY: VOID.
