Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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DARTBOARD ON THE CEILING. UNCLEAR IF GOAL. -
Dad's garage = emotional detox zone. -
The hardest part of cycling is the front door. -
Currently buffering my emotions. -
Currently being lapped by a chatbot. -
Currently Accepting Apologies from my Children. -
Cupid still owes me money. -
Cupid called — he's drunk again. -
My cultural references peaked in 2009 and I am at peace with it. -
Craft beer, craftier excuses. -
Took the day off for a cough I have not yet developed. -
Corporate peacock. All display. No substance. -
Copilot was wrong. Loudly. About something I knew. We promoted it. -
Won the argument. In the shower. The other person was not invited. -
Confidence: faked daily. -
Took away the coffee and discovered I am no one. -
Christmas cheer on tap. -
They loathe the content. Not because it's wrong. Because it's working. -
Cheers to tax-deductible Hangovers. -
I am certified in films you now study at university. -
Cat hair: the glitter of my life. -
Career Goals: Fewer Meetings, More Snacks. -
Carbon footprint? I wear Sandals. -
Can't fix stupid, but I can sedate it.
