Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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Can someone identify this plant. I have had it for nine years. -
I don't rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope. -
Caffeine: because screaming into a pillow isn't always appropriate. -
Bust me like an Iranian bunker -
Brewed for the algorithm: -
Bourbon. Liquid self-esteem. -
Protein shake with bourbon dreams -
I'm not setting a boundary. I'm avoiding you. They are not the same. -
Q2 Status Report: Both generations operational. Self: pending. -
Born Vintage. Ageing questionably. -
Born again atheist. I saw the light and there was nothing there. -
Booking the trip took longer than the trip will. -
We argue because we care. I care a lot. -
Liberal party GPS — always turns far right. -
Make America gag again -
Your background has no impact on my low opinion of you. -
Love you — but you're still wrong. -
The best part of any social event is the drive home. -
Being around people on purpose is, I have decided, an advanced skill. -
I am a *Before* model. -
Beer me till I care again. -
Beast Mode? — More like mildly annoyed mode -
I'm not a regular mom. I'm a barely functioning ♥ one. -
Badged in. Left at 3:47. Nobody noticed. Nobody ever does.
