Just the Line — Words Only

Auto-renew is the real monthly. The rest is decoration.

Attached, but still annoyed.

Asked the apps where I went wrong. They sent results.

I'm just another white man with a podcast.

Love them. Cannot be in the same kitchen as them.

Angels protect. Sarcasm directs.

I already work from home. You can't bring me back. I never left.

All my friends are tired. We thought we'd outgrow it. We were wrong.

Air travel is finally back to its normal level of awful.

AI girlfriend saved my marriage. My wife also has one. Hers is better.

Adulting powered by hope and reheated coffee

Adulthood: the rumour we keep starting about each other.

Have 85 inches easy — at home

I have 85 inches of pure heaven at home.

You're cute. Don't ruin it.

You got this. Probably.

Year of unemployment. Offer accepted. I do not believe it.

World's okayest mother

Forty hours. Forty-five years. They keep telling me this is normal.

Winter approaches. So does the heating bill.

Wine night ^ family meeting.

Whisky: because Therapy has a Waitlist.

Whisky neat, conscience cleaner.