Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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Doing my best to raise people who don't need therapy. - Too often. -
A quote because therapy was booked. -
The vacuum is an event. We will mention it for days. -
The towel belongs to the floor now. We do not discuss this. -
The thank-you card list. Updated quarterly. Nobody knows it exists. -
The spreadsheet knows where I am. The boss does not. We are happy. -
The self-help stack by the bed. None opened. All purchased. -
The quiet app got loud. It has purpose now. We were warned. -
The printer can tell when something matters. That is when it stops. -
The passwords have grown up. They have their own questions now. -
I AM NOW THE MAN ON THE LAWN. THE LAWN IS A METAPHOR. -
The group text has tiers. I am in two of them. One is for nothing. -
Friendly reminder is the most hostile phrase in the language. -
Some friends know restaurants. The rest of us pay for them. -
The fridge has opinions. None of them are about food. -
Bought a new couch. The couch was not the problem. -
The cat runs the room now. The room agrees. -
The cardio was the commute. The commute is over. So is the cardio. -
The baby judges quietly. We will know in twenty years. -
Mom texted to ask if I was okay. There was no question mark. -
Bought a temporary car. That was eleven years ago. -
My kid is now driving. Every other parent is suddenly the problem. -
Memorandum: Synergy. Humans and AI fail together. -
Surviving on ramen & regret.
