Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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Wear sunscreen. No one wants a face that looks like a scrotum. -
Sunlight, Soil, Sarcasm. -
Saturday is for resting. Sunday is for resting badly. -
Study mode: panic with highlights. -
Agreed to disagree. I'm still right. -
Still Raising Humans on Wi-Fi and Wine. -
Office. Still not sure why. Est. 2026. -
Still here. Still underpaid. Still saving everyone. -
Bought the standing desk. Have not stood once. Excellent investment. -
Sponsored by Overthinking -
Spoiler: I'm always right, even when I'm not. -
Spiritually: pending update. -
Spiritual but still side-eyeing. -
I can hear just fine. Speak. -
Some call it chaos, I call it my parenting strategy. -
Socializing is my toxic trait. -
Social battery: 3%. Plans: declined. Reason: low power mode active. -
SmarterChild was our peak. We've been managing decline ever since. -
Should I stay or go? Spreadsheet says yes. -
Shift survived. Barely. Badge still attached. -
Senior vice president of circling back -
Self-medicating with consequences. -
Self-aware enough to know it's not helping -
I practice selective hearing, it's a survival skill.
