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No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
Professionally tired.
Not today, algorithm.
IPA over PTO any day.
You're cute. Don't ruin it.
Year of unemployment. Offer accepted. I do not believe it.
World's okayest mother
Forty hours. Forty-five years. They keep telling me this is normal.
Winter approaches. So does the heating bill.
Wine night ^ family meeting.
Whisky: because Therapy has a Waitlist.
Whisky neat, conscience cleaner.
When do husbands grow up. (No one knows. Studies are ongoing.)
Sunday service, Saturday scotch.
We walked so Gen Z could cancel us.
We said no gifts. We all brought small ones. No one mentioned it.
We framed the chaos. It's art now.
We call it love. The neighbors call it noise.
Powered by coffee, controlled substances.
Personal Comfort Dept. Est. Whenever. Member Since Always.
My peak net worth was a Velcro wallet with eight dollars in it.
I miss when a hobby was a thing you did and not a brand you built.
"Minimal Waste, Maximum Drama."
"Our décor apologizes for our behavior."
"Raised on mixtapes and bad decisions."
"Scotch solves 80% of my small talk."