Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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"Scotch solves 80% of my small talk." -
Sat down to relax. Immediately tense. The couch knows. -
Sarcastic since dial-up. -
“Love is patient— —I’m not.” -
Sales don't matter. Said the manager taking credit for them. -
Running on caffeine, vibes, and academic regret. -
Running on caffeine, panic & deadlines. -
Routine is just the chore I have forgotten the longest. -
Two-hundred-mile round trip. To a job that pays in promises. -
ROLE: SENIOR. EXPERIENCE: HUMBLED. CALIBRE: APPLICANT. -
Born in the wrong decade, stuck in traffic anyway. -
“Built before auto-correct.” -
I'm majoring in surviving by luck. -
Yes, I talk to my pet like a person. Fight me. -
My sympathy ran three shifts ago. -
Please cancel plans. I beg. -
Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. -
Smiling — it confuses everyone. -
Process was followed. Outcome ignored. -
Printed retro for your modern scroll. -
Still buffering since 1999. -
My attitude is analog. -
"Raised on mixtapes and bad decisions." -
Get up. Try again. Don't be Dramatic.
