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No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
My playlist has wrinkles.
Please go away. Respectfully.
Quietly quitting loudly
Replied all. Once. On purpose. Now they all reply all forever.
I refresh the spreadsheet. Nothing has changed. I refresh again.
Country with a redundant 'o'
Set five alarms for the artisan raffle. Did not win. Did not stop.
Two weeks notice is for people who got two weeks notice.
Quit smoking. Took up worrying. Saved on lighters.
Quit the apps. Met someone in real life. She also met me on the apps.
My Warm-Up is Psychological.
P-plate test next week. I have been driving for fifteen years.
Powered by deadlines and denial.
Powered by charts, caffeine, and questionable decisions.
Posting under the influence.
Post-modern and under-caffeinated.
If you felt a pinch, it's because you deserved it.
Plot twist: I cared once.
Plans tonight? Absolutely not.
Petty nostalgia: I miss when movies arrived to the cinema by truck.
Peace, love, and low-resolution memories.
Parenting on pints and prayers.
PARENT (RETIRED). REFEREE (CURRENT).
I can't take you to paradise, I can't get medication strong enough.
Back in Office
Badged in. Left at 3:47. Nobody noticed. Nobody ever does.
Bare Minimum Monday — A Practice. Effective immediately. Renewable weekly. Compulsory in spirit.