Just the Line — Words Only

Things I said tonight: 'I'll just check one thing.' Things I have done: not gone to bed.

“Minimalist, not innocent.”

Things I know about cycling shoes. Things I do not know about my own retirement plan.

Together we make one functional adult.

The state disagrees with you, respectfully. The disagreement carries weight. The respect is structural.

"Minimal Waste, Maximum Drama."

The receipts multiply without consent. They have a calendar. I am not on it.

“minimal impact, maximal personality.”

We were told money would be the issue. The issue is favours. There is no exchange rate.

The meeting was a status update. The status update was a meeting. We attended both.

Middle age came on time. We were running late.

This meeting could have been asynchronous. Like the last one. We will meet about it.

The houseplant survived the vacation. It did not survive me coming back.

Mentally Still buffering.

The dog knows I am pretending to work. The dog has not told anyone. Yet.

Mentally at home, physically at this event.

The doctor asked how I felt. I had not considered it. We agreed to follow up.

"Meme about to age poorly."

Local news: the car drove itself into the pedestrian. (The driver was a passenger in their own life, apparently.)

Could not get him to brush his teeth. Could get him to do a five-step skincare routine. He is six.

What worked for me: a fear of consequences, three calendars, and a friend who texts me at 8.

Bought ceremonial-grade matcha. Bank account: also on cleanse.

I have very strong opinions. They were given to me free of charge by a podcast.