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No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
I like people... in theory.
Both working. Two children. The advice is that there is no advice.
Took up knitting. Bought enough yarn for a sweater. Made one sock.
Too Vintage to function.
'Too glam to answer emails.
We told ourselves the card was just cash. The card disagreed.
He's quiet upstairs. This is news, not relief.
Ticket closed. Problem resolved. Fantasy comes true.
The AI did your job in three days. The email took six weeks.
He threatens to fire me weekly. The threat is the job.
This counts as decorating.
Things that used to be cheap. A list. Complete.
They said AI would help. They were not specific about who.
Doing my best to raise people who don't need therapy. - Too often.
A quote because therapy was booked.
The vacuum is an event. We will mention it for days.
The towel belongs to the floor now. We do not discuss this.
The thank-you card list. Updated quarterly. Nobody knows it exists.
The spreadsheet knows where I am. The boss does not. We are happy.
The self-help stack by the bed. None opened. All purchased.
The quiet app got loud. It has purpose now. We were warned.
The printer can tell when something matters. That is when it stops.
The passwords have grown up. They have their own questions now.
I AM NOW THE MAN ON THE LAWN. THE LAWN IS A METAPHOR.
"This print manifests irony"
"This quote pays rent."
$8 peace lily from Home Depot. Five years in. Has outlived two relationships.