Just the Line — Words Only

Finally watered the plant. Three weeks late. Took a photo for accountability.

Hockey fan — always up for a good puck

Wrote my own eulogy in the shower. It was the most attention I've paid to my life all year.

Some emails are read with the eyes. Some are read with the lower spine.

Have You Logged A Ticket?

Looking for educational videos for a 2-year-old. Specifically, ones that finish.

Eight-Limbed Path to Calling in Sick. Practice begins on the floor. Practice ends on the floor. The teacher does not return your gaze.

Half retro, half Algorithm.

Message from your cat: Don't you judge me! I've seen what you do in bed — by yourself.

Half Loving it. Half Losing it.

Ran the dishwasher without soap. Three times. The dishes accept this now.

Half holy, half human.

Did the thing. Forgot the thing. Started another thing. The first thing remains.

Half flexing, half existential crisis.

Department of Rework. Established by AI. Staffed by humans. Output: more work for everyone.

Men don't lose their hair - it just migrates downward

Daily questions thread. Day 4,237. Same questions. We answer with love.

One rep closer to sanity.

Cycling to work loses you twenty minutes. And the will to ever drive again.

Core memory: the moment my child realised I am a person who can also be wrong.

Hope you like what I left in your shoe

Thanks for coming over. Now sit on my couch and watch me show you a video.

The group chat died on a Wednesday. No one noticed. Including me.