Just the Line — Words Only

Should I pivot to AI? Is this asking 'should I be employed in 2027?' Yes, that is what I am asking.

I shift careers every three years. Each one was supposed to be the one I rest in.

Trying my best — emphasis on trying

We did the spreadsheet on having a second. The spreadsheet said please consult a fortune teller.

Scrolled past the news on purpose. Will pretend it didn't happen. It did.

Eco warrior with eyeliner

Saw a deer on the way to work. Talked about it for six months. Nothing else has happened.

I recycle my bad decisions.

Have a saved Craigslist search for a couch I will never buy. Ten years strong.

I give a sh*t about the planet.

Sausages should not have a 'Best By' date. We have made our peace with what they are.

Earth first. Humans... Optional.

Saturday felt like a Tuesday. Tuesday felt like a Tuesday. So did Friday. Something is wrong with the week.

Drinks well with deadlines.

We're letting you go as part of our continued effort to run the company without you in particular.

It's time to draw the line. I will draw it tomorrow.

Have you achieved the Rule of Seventy? Congratulations on your sudden flexibility.

Drove fifty minutes to put my headphones on and ignore the same people I ignored from home.

Lady managers: same job. Same hours. Half the credit. Twice the calendar invites.

Don't mess with a woman who hasn't peed alone since 2018.

Performance Review: Resenteeism. Showing up: yes. Caring: visibly not. Promotion: declined in advance.

Doing my best — mostly.

Some countries make it illegal to fire you and replace you with a chatbot. We are not in those countries.