Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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The group text has tiers. I am in two of them. One is for nothing. -
Friendly reminder is the most hostile phrase in the language. -
Some friends know restaurants. The rest of us pay for them. -
The fridge has opinions. None of them are about food. -
Bought a new couch. The couch was not the problem. -
The cat runs the room now. The room agrees. -
The cardio was the commute. The commute is over. So is the cardio. -
The baby judges quietly. We will know in twenty years. -
Mom texted to ask if I was okay. There was no question mark. -
Bought a temporary car. That was eleven years ago. -
My kid is now driving. Every other parent is suddenly the problem. -
Memorandum: Synergy. Humans and AI fail together. -
Surviving on ramen & regret. -
Wear sunscreen. No one wants a face that looks like a scrotum. -
Sunlight, Soil, Sarcasm. -
Saturday is for resting. Sunday is for resting badly. -
Agreed to disagree. I'm still right. -
Still Raising Humans on Wi-Fi and Wine. -
Office. Still not sure why. Est. 2026. -
Still here. Still underpaid. Still saving everyone. -
Bought the standing desk. Have not stood once. Excellent investment. -
Sponsored by Overthinking -
Spoiler: I'm always right, even when I'm not. -
Spiritually: pending update.
