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Cancelled plans > everything.

Hangover used to be a morning. Now it's a long weekend. The body keeps a calendar.

Took the gym seriously. Got the body. Still flinch at vending machines.

Can someone identify this plant. I have had it for nine years.

She asked if I thought her parents deserved to be grandparents. I asked for the bill.

I got into running. Same way you get into debt. Slowly, then all at once.

I don't rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

First we built the future. Now we are organising against it. The future has good HR.

Caffeine: because screaming into a pillow isn't always appropriate.

Goldfish Effect: workload expands to fill every tool you adopt. Symptoms include enthusiasm followed by silence.

If your girlfriend starts smoking, ask why. The answer is probably you.

Ghost Vacation Notice: out of office, possibly. Reachable: not. Returning: yes, eventually.

Bust me like an Iranian bunker

First phone at five. First panic attack at six. The pipeline was efficient.

Brewed for the algorithm:

If we could undo one thing in Gen Z's history. They would undo us asking.

Landed a genuine joke on my teenage son. He laughed. Now we may never recover.

Protein shake with bourbon dreams

Want 1995 back. Specifically the part where my boss could not reach me at 9:42 on a Sunday.

I'm not setting a boundary. I'm avoiding you. They are not the same.

I have a special set of skills. None of them involve giving a sh*t about you.

A toast to love, commitment, and pretending to agree on the thermostat.

Q2 Status Report: Both generations operational. Self: pending.