Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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I never said your idea was bad. I wouldn't comment on something that doesn't exist. -
Born Vintage. Ageing questionably. -
I'm an accountability coach. I hold you accountable for being a dipsh*t. -
Born again atheist. I saw the light and there was nothing there. -
Certified Functional Adult. Did the laundry. Renewed weekly. Issued by no one. -
I knew our friendship had shifted. They cancelled three times and I didn't ask why. -
Booking the trip took longer than the trip will. -
Founder visibly delighted with new productivity initiative. Workforce visibly preparing résumés. -
We argue because we care. I care a lot. -
Finally watered the plant. Three weeks late. Took a photo for accountability. -
Liberal party GPS — always turns far right. -
Wrote my own eulogy in the shower. It was the most attention I've paid to my life all year. -
Make America gag again -
Some emails are read with the eyes. Some are read with the lower spine. -
Your background has no impact on my low opinion of you. -
Looking for educational videos for a 2-year-old. Specifically, ones that finish. -
"Love you — but you're still wrong." -
Eight-Limbed Path to Calling in Sick. Practice begins on the floor. Practice ends on the floor. The teacher does not return your gaze. -
Message from your cat: Don't you judge me! I've seen what you do in bed — by yourself. -
The best part of any social event is the drive home. -
Dog Mom: Unpaid Overtime. Hours: walking, feeding, picking up, scratching, picking up. Compensation: emotional. -
Believe in yourself. Someone has to. -
Ran the dishwasher without soap. Three times. The dishes accept this now. -
Believe in yourself... Even if it feels ridiculous.
