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No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
Adulthood: the rumour we keep starting about each other.
AI is the first technology I have decided I am simply not going to understand.
Quarterly Review: AI Brain Fry. Tools used: 7. Tasks completed: 3. Coherent thoughts: pending.
Notice: this office holds you captive after hours. By staying, you confirm your willing participation.
Have 85 inches easy — at home
I am doing five things at once. None of them is the thing I sat down to do.
I have 85 inches of pure heaven at home.
Activity tracked: 100%. Mouse moved: continuously. Productivity: down 19%. Surveillance: working as designed.
Carbon footprint? I wear Sandals.
Cardio I Prefer Sarcasm Reps
Cardio is My Toxic Relationship
Career Cushioning: Field Manual. Section 1: Update the profile quietly. Section 2: Schedule recruiter calls during "dentist appointments."