Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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Spiritual but still side-eyeing. -
I can hear just fine. Speak. -
Some call it chaos, I call it my parenting strategy. -
Socializing is my toxic trait. -
Social battery: 3%. Plans: declined. Reason: low power mode active. -
SmarterChild was our peak. We've been managing decline ever since. -
Should I stay or go? Spreadsheet says yes. -
Shift survived. Barely. Badge still attached. -
Senior vice president of circling back -
Self-aware enough to know it's not helping -
I practice selective hearing, it's a survival skill. -
Scotch solves 80% of my small talk. -
Sat down to relax. Immediately tense. The couch knows. -
Sarcastic since dial-up. -
Love is patient— —I’m not. -
Sales don't matter. Said the manager taking credit for them. -
Running on caffeine, vibes, and academic regret. -
Running on caffeine, panic & deadlines. -
Routine is just the chore I have forgotten the longest. -
Two-hundred-mile round trip. To a job that pays in promises. -
ROLE: SENIOR. EXPERIENCE: HUMBLED. CALIBRE: APPLICANT. -
Born in the wrong decade, stuck in traffic anyway. -
Built before auto-correct. -
I'm majoring in surviving by luck.
