Just the Line — Words Only
No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
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Yes, I talk to my pet like a person. Fight me. -
My sympathy ran three shifts ago. -
Please cancel plans. I beg. -
Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. -
Smiling — it confuses everyone. -
Process was followed. Outcome ignored. -
Printed retro for your modern scroll. -
Still buffering since 1999. -
My attitude is analog. -
Raised on mixtapes and bad decisions. -
My playlist has wrinkles. -
Please go away. Respectfully. -
Quietly quitting loudly -
Replied all. Once. On purpose. Now they all reply all forever. -
I refresh the spreadsheet. Nothing has changed. I refresh again. -
Country with a redundant 'o' -
Set five alarms for the artisan raffle. Did not win. Did not stop. -
Two weeks notice is for people who got two weeks notice. -
Quit smoking. Took up worrying. Saved on lighters. -
Quit the apps. Met someone in real life. She also met me on the apps. -
My Warm-Up is Psychological. -
P-plate test next week. I have been driving for fifteen years. -
Powered by deadlines and denial. -
Powered by charts, caffeine, and questionable decisions.
