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No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
Posting under the influence.
Post-modern and under-caffeinated.
If you felt a pinch, it's because you deserved it.
Plot twist: I cared once.
Plans tonight? Absolutely not.
Petty nostalgia: I miss when movies arrived to the cinema by truck.
Peace, love, and low-resolution memories.
Parenting on pints and prayers.
PARENT (RETIRED). REFEREE (CURRENT).
I can't take you to paradise, I can't get medication strong enough.
Overthinking: A Memoir. Still on the title.
Our love language is roasting.
OPENING REMARKS BY EXTROVERTS. AGAIN.
OPENING PARAGRAPH SOLID. PARAGRAPH FOUR? CONCERNING.
Nursing because punching people is frowned upon.
I'm a nurse, not a magician.
Nothing is personal except the consequences
I'm not shy, I'm just done.
Nostalgia with side effects.
Nostalgia hits Harder than Reality
No pain, no champagne.
No more kings. But queens can slay the house down, boots mama.
I am no longer seeking love. I am seeking a kettle that boils faster.
New year, same sh★t-cuter font.
A Performance Improvement Plan is a calendar. Not a plan. The calendar is for them.
A Plant And Thirty Minutes
A quote because therapy was booked.