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No illustration. Just the line that does the work.
Mentally Still buffering.
Mentally at home, physically at this event.
Meme about to age poorly.
Bought ceremonial-grade matcha. Bank account: also on cleanse.
Manufactured Nostalgia— Limited edition.
This print manifests irony
Out of office. Back Monday. The org chart will not be the same.
Main character energy. Villain budget.
Main character, background vibes.
Do I look like I have social energy?
Love in every Season (and every Receipt.)
I love being a dad. Also: when did I last finish a sentence.
Felt like a loser at twenty. Look me up at thirty. We have meetings.
Logging off used to be a verb. It is now a privilege.
Make the living room a home office. We weren't using it for living.
Not the first time I've had a little prick shoot inside me
You're literally reading my personality.
Not laziness. Lifestyle choice.
Learning piano. This time for real. Same as the last four times.
The lawn is doing its best. The lawn is failing.
My laptop is now millennial cringe. I am writing this on it.
Got laid off. Mostly relieved. Asking around to see if that's allowed.
Kindness counts as core work.
Journalled once. Felt worse. Stopped immediately. Highly recommend.
Accountability Coach
Activity tracked: 100%. Mouse moved: continuously. Productivity: down 19%. Surveillance: working as designed.
Administrative Privileges